First the Papa John (not Creach) douche-fucking-bag, now the Domino’s asshole.
What’s with Christians and their shitty fucking pizza?? What’s next? Chuck E. Cheese himself?
Monaghan sold Domino’s in 1998. Do try to keep up.
So he’s not the Domino’s asshole anymore?
"Tom Monaghan, a devout Roman Catholic, says contraception isn’t health care but a “gravely immoral” practice.
He filed a lawsuit Friday in federal court. It also lists as a plaintiff Domino’s Farms, a Michigan office park complex that Monaghan owns."
Then why doesn’t he mind his beeswax?
But… when I click the link, I see a picture of a pizza. This must be pizza-related news!
Mmmm, pizza…
Chuck E. Cheese is owned by Satan.
I make the best pizza. Period. And there are no condoms or birth-control pills involved.
What?
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My husband had a coupon so he once brought home two Domino’s pizzas. Dog food smells better. I have no idea why anyone would voluntarily eat the stuff unless they were on the verge of starvation.
I thought it was owned by Mr Atari, Nolan Bushnell, but he actually sold it to Satan nearly 30 years ago. I should keep up better.
KayT, I’m sorry that I don’t have a newsletter. I usually don’t have a lot to say. When I do say something, it’s typically a drunken rant about something that I’ve seen on the ineterwebs.
But thank you for understanding what I’m saying about these shitty pizza bastards, and their intolerance. I love you. 
I hear Jews make the best pizza.
Ohmigarsh, that was the best newsletter ever! Where do I click to keep getting it every fortnight?
Not sure what it is with Domino’s. The local stores are pretty darn good. But I’ve had pies from other locations that I would have slid under the car to catch the oil leak that would have improved the flavor.
Schlotszky’s Pizza is not bad.
I thought Jews made the best Chinese food. 
In my experience, the best pizzas and the best Chinese food in my area are made by Jews.
May have something to do with living in Tel Aviv, though… 
And resembles Hell.
My first experience at a Chuck E. Cheese was in Essex, MD., a rough area. As I walked in I laughed seeing they had Bud on tap…
After ten minutes I was two fisting Bud down to drown out the pain…
Doesn’t matter who owns Chuck E Cheese, smearing some oil on a cardboard disk and topping it with plastic goo doesn’t make it a pizza.
Yeah, I think a lot of people have that same epiphany. I certainly did at my nephew’s birthday party. I normally never drink Bud, but when it has that “no other options” thing going for it, rules get bent pretty quickly.