Right up front I’ll say that if you are eating lunch or if you found me attractive or sexy before now…you may just want to skip ahead, because today’s subject is…poop.
I’ll start with a short anecdote which I think is the root of all of my problems. When I was three years old, I was hospitalized overnight for constipation. I had gone 31 days without a bowel movement and was becoming very sick. Laxatives, enemas, prunes, nothing would help, because I would sit in the corner and actively make the effort to hold it in. After a week, my pediatrician said “she’ll go, her body won’t allow that, give her a prune”. After two weeks they said, “make her sit on the toilet until she goes” and after 31 days I was sent to the hospital with a severely distended stomach and what looked like jaundice.
Ever since then, I have had a great deal of trouble with my bowel health. I have always had a distended stomach, even at my healthiest weight, when i was running and muscular, my stomach would poke out almost like I was newly pregnant, and it is always hard, like a full tummy after a meal.
I go three or four days at a time without pooping USUALLY, but as of late it’s gotten even worse going six or seven days, and when I finally do go, it’s…well…not enough to make up for lost time so to speak.
I’ve been prescribed prescription laxatives, I’ve taken Mag Citrate, I was on fiber therapy for about three months (with no success and a lot more gas), I increased my water intake, ate a lot of vegetables…blah blah blah. Doctor assured me it would pass (which seems odd since I’ve had the problem since I was three).
Anyway, what I’m wondering is, what’s the scoop on ‘impacted feces’? I’ve heard the herbalists and holistic doctors and naturalists and pushers of colon cleansers saying that we have POUNDS of impacted feces in our intestines that are ‘toxic’. And then I’ve heard doctors of Western medicine saying that’s a load of crap (if you’ll excuse the bon mot), and there’s no way you could impact feces in the colon.
But it seems to me, that I’m not clearing out like a regular human being should, and could I possibly be suffering from some sort of…back up, that traces back to my childhood?