Better Off Dead
After contemplating becoming a zombie himself, a high schooler (John Cusack) instead saves the beautiful foreign exchange student from a family of zombies. He’s also chased around by a zombie kid moaning “Two brains!”. Features Zombie Skiing, too!
The Third Zombie
As it turns out, Harry Lime didn’t die – he became a zombie! When he starts eating the brains of innocent children, his living friend knows what he must do.
Zombie Maguire
-“Did you know the human brain has 800 calories?”
-“You had me at ‘unnnnhhh’.”
As Dead as It Gets - Featuring Jack Nicholson as a zombie with obsessive/compulsive disorder and a lousy disposition. He is gradually won over by Helen Hunt, and the movie ends when he overcomes his cleanliness compulsions and eats her brain with a filthy spoon. (Tears of joy stream down his face, along with bits of Helen’s cerebellum. Fade to black.)
Zombies Don’t Cry - a heartwrenching story of an emotionally troubled liver who is brutally not killed when his deadneck friends realize he has a pulse.
Band of Zombies - war movies and series just translate well into zombies anyway.
Zombie Rebloated - cheerful batches of dorm-room bong philosophy spiced into slam-bang-boom action scenes of kung-fu and trendsetting “zombie time” FX!
Moulin Zombie
Not even tuberculosis could tear them apart in the end.
When Harry Met Zombie
“You realize, of course, that men and zombies can never be friends.”
Zombie Say Anything…
“Diane Court doesn’t go out with guys like you. She’s a brain!”
“Mmmmm! Brains!”
The Zombie Breakfast Club
A brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal spend Saturday detention together. Guess which one is eaten before the end of the day?
Lee rises from the grave and refilms this classic. He's still fast enough to rip out your heart and show it you before you die (and re animate as a zombie)
The Crow
In this version, Eric doesn’t have to wait a year. He rises immediately and wreaks brain-eating vengance.
This reminds me of a game my wife and I play. If a movie is boring, we say, “You know what this movie needs? Godzilla!” We then pantomime activating the Godzilla call from the cartoon. It’s too bad it doesn’t really work, or “Gosford Park” might have been the best movie of all time.
Hedwig And The Zombie Inch
Trapped between male and female, between living and zombie, Hedwig seeks love and acceptance.
zoMb Butterfly
“I have a vision of the East where women with pure hearts die for the love of unworthy foreign devils. Then, rise again as zombies.”
“Know that we embark on the most forbidden of loves…braiiiinsss!”
“I am Rene Galimar! Also known as Madame Zombiefly!”
Different For Zombies
Prentice finds something interesting about Kim. He comes to realize that this beautiful zombie woman was a living boy he new in high school. Can Prentice overcome his own prejudices, social pressure, and Kim’s hunger for brains, and make their love work?
A young women befriends an older woman in a nursing home and by doing so empowers her own life. While the younger woman thinks she’s hearing magical tales of the past, the older woman, who is actually a zombie, is really saying “EAT BRAINS!! EAT BRAINS!!”
Zombie Trek
The crew of the starship Enterprise travels thru the galaxy, seeking out other forms of intelligent life. They, however, keep coming upon planet after planet full of zombies. For some reason, they eschew their high-tech weapons and use old-fashioned shot guns to fight off the zombies. By doing so, they violate their “sacred” Prime Directive.