Oh, so you admit you’re a wanker?
Sorry, that was such a softball. <koff>
What is the OP talking about? 
Ya know, I’ve been wanking without the benefit of an Aerobie Orbiter Boomerang for decades, and it’s always worked out just fine.
My understanding wanking is healthy, relieves stress and helps a fella to sleep. =D
BA
I dunno, I couldn’t quite make out what he was saying, what with all the background humming and whistling.
Say, is that a piece of pecan pie? With whipped cream?
You know who you are, Ed.
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Reminds me of the scene in Blazing Saddles where Bart’s family had to make their own wagon circle.
Oh, I’m sorry, we were talking about wanking? Reminds me of the scene in Debbie does Dallas where…
Besides everyone knows that all the conservatives were killed and replaced by reptilians years ago. Most liberals too, except Ted Kennedy. They couldn’t find a volunteer willing to be Ted Kennedy. Rumsfield and Cheney are both still human as well. Rumsfeild is controlled by a giant electrode shoved up his anus. That’s why he always looks pissed and constipated all the time. Cheney was so evil that even the reptilians feared him so they just replaced most of his body with old pachinko machine parts so that he can live forever as long as sleeps in his hyperbaric chamber nightly, a la Darth Vader.
Blackacre, you might have more fun playing in MPSIMS.
My name’s not Ed. I want a kitty for my birthday.
Well, then, whatever we’re doing here, it sure ain’t wanking.
What’s the over-under on when this guy gets banned?
Is this another Red Sox - Yankees thread?
Can you post while on the metro?
What are Brahms?
Stoker and Cohen?
They’re all wankers, too.
Well, Steven, you just made my thread. I used to play with an Aerobie all the time as a kid, but I haven’t thought about it in at least 10 years.
So throw it on over my way! (Aim for the little state that looks like a “thumbs up”.)
My last car had one a’ them Wanker engines. I was always off before I wanted to be.
I’ve been wankin’ on the railroad
All the livelong day
I’ve been wankin’ on the railroad
Just to pass the time of day
Don’t you hear the wankers blowin’
Rise up so early for the porn
Don’t you hear the cap’n shouting
Dinah blow my horn
Dinah won’t you blow, Dinah won’t you blow
Dinah won’t you blow my ho-o-orn
Dinah won’t you blow, Dinah won’t you blow
Dinah won’t you blow my horn
There’s someone in the panties of Dinah
Someone in those panties I kno-o-o-ow
Someone in the panties of Dinaaaaaah
Strummin’, and it’s no banjo
And singin’ feel my dildo-i-o
Feel my dildo-i-o-o-o-o
Feel my dildo-i-ooo-ooo
O’Reilly’s on his old dildo