You got your wank in my peanut butter.
You got your peanut butter on my wank!
Jelly, anyone?
And now your penis is stuck to the roof of my mouth.
Must be jelly, 'cause jam don’t shake like that.
EddyTeddyFreddy, I’ve been wondering something.
Will you marry me?
I’m a package deal: comes with two horses, seven cats, and an elderly Saturn station wagon, well encrusted with barn dirt.
Oh, and the horses aren’t housebroken.
Good idea. Someone wake me when the election’s over.
I’m fine with it.
:: aflutter ::
Oh, my! I wonder if Shreve Crump & Lowe are still open? I need to register my china and crystal patterns. Then there’s Dover Saddlery and the color scheme for the buckets and muck forks…
:: madly making wedding plans ::
Blackacre, do not troll on this message board. Not in any of the forums.
Re-read the registration agreement, which applies to guests as well as subscribers.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope