Cleansing your nannette

A friend of mine was telling me about her crazy aunt who always gives bizarre Christmas gifts. Last year, my friend received a Beverly Hills 90210 (TV show) themed hair dryer. My friend would have been delighted…ten years ago. (She’s 19, for God’s sake.) Her brothers got silly faux black leather fanny packs.

Anyway, you have an idea of the aunt. My friend said that one year, her mother got a gift of something that sounded like “Nanoline.” (I don’t remember exactly the product’s name.) My friend said that the only thing written on the box is “For Cleansing your Nannette.” No company information, no address, just “For Cleansing your Nannette.”

WTF does this mean? I hope that it is a tame slang French word, like fais dos-dos, and not (as I instantly snickered) a euphemism for a certain part of the female body.

Namely the snatch.

BTW, she bought it at a going-out-of-business sale for a drugstore. Bought the whole “for a dime” table.