Donald Trump
Takes a dump
On the folkd that he hates
(The United States)
Neil Patrick Harris
You never embarrass
You’re always in our browser
Just google Doogie Howser.
George Washington
Wasn’t a short one
Lost Fort Necessity
But never a cherry tree
Ernst Mach
Wasn’t a jock
Saw we had heaven
In every direction
William S. Burroughs
Wrote like a firehose
Scattered his chapters
Had dope for afters
Adi Shamir
Gave us less fear
Used lots of digits
To cloak all our fidgets
Samuel Pepys
Thought wig-makers creeps
Kept a diary
That got fiery
Jack Kerouac
Had little slack
Did author things
On amphetamines
Hunter S. Thompson
Made his own fun
Wrote about presidents
And less depraved elements
A couple more.
Of Marion Sims
The memory dims
(To understand that, you
Must know of his statue).
Though Daniel Defoe
Lies six feet below,
His tale of a castaway
Lives on since he passed away.
I cannot wait until 2021 for AppallingGael’s new Clerihew.
Martin Gardner did malice
With his “Annotated Alice.”
Calling Kerouac’s On The Road
“A forgetable book.” Of shit that’s a load.
Bret Kavanaugh
Interprets the law
For that very reason
Dems declare open season.
Regards,
Shodan
I messedf up that one, o I’ll fic it.
Here’s to stupid Martin Gardner.
I’m glad he’s not my pardner.
Ditched “On The Road” with malice.
Calling a classic “a forgetable book” in Annotated Alice."
At your service…
Coach Knute Rockne’s
Arthritic knock knees
Forced the Norseman
To lean on his horsemen.
The James Webb 'scope
Gives humanity some hope.
If deployment’s a calamity
Tell NASA to reverse the polarity.
Kim Potter
Shot a
Man who
She didn’t plan to
Donald Trump
Often compared to a horse’s rump
But I disagree, alas
To me he 's more of a horse’s ass
Now that’s keeping your word!