That’s what they all say…until they slip under the cover, with the BIG BAD lover < heheh >.
Well,
at this point, I’d be happy with a MAN with all of his body parts…in working order! I do mean all body parts, this not only includes the obvious ones, but if at all possible, I’d like him to be able to listen and follow a few simple instructions. And these body parts need to have some degree of stamina…and not just for my pleasure, but his as well!
As for what I would be …willing…to do for him; believe me, he won’t have to ask for a thing. I know what to do and just how to do it! 
It’s been awhile, so let’s not dilly-dally…I’m tired of taking care of myself…
learae
Since my mother is lurking, I’m a virgin
But, hey, umm…TC…<WinK, winK>
Whatcha doin Labor day? I’ll be in Vegas…at the Mandalay…probably in a suite…drunk…
I’ll be waiting 
-Sam
Not only am I easy like Lionel Richie, but I’m better than cheap, I’m free. I’m also…very…sexually…frustrated! SOS!
purplebear, I came into this thread all randy and ready for some lurid descriptions but your post made me cry and be thankful for my own wonderful husband. Do you mind if I sit with you until Mr. Bear comes by?
I’m holding out for Esprix.
sigh… dreamy pink haze, with butterflies
Everyone already knows how desperate I am. It has been over a year and I am READY. Men only, please. After that, well, we’ll discuss the finer points over dinner and drinks. 
You all get comfortable, I’m going diving for a couple of days. But When I get back, I’ll be rested relaxed, and READY. Nothing else to say!
“Florida Traffic Report: traffic jams backing up as far as Atlanta, Georgia, have been sighted this morning. All cars appear to be heading south. As of yet, there appears to be no real explanation for this lemming-like phenomenon. We will keep you updated.”
Well, here I am, where is everybody
Oh sure, like an normal male I have a general sense of horniness floating around me at all times, about as thick as the atmosphere of Venus. Fortunately, I am married which helps in a major way. However, I don’t mind being flirted with, so let it fly people!
Also, I have seriously voyeuristic tendencies, so I’ll just pull up a chair and watch the shenanigans develop.
Well Coldfire, have you booked a flight to sunny FL yet?
Pushing everyone into the bathroom
Hey, look like you and me are the only ones here sue!!!
Wanna listen to my Marvin Gaye records??
Well, I haven’t been laid in about 5 months and I AM married. It’s been 6 weeks since the birth of our wonderful baby girl (Kathleen Marie) and that, plus the several months before that and the rough pregnancy of Mrs Chance means no nookie for me!
We just got the go-ahead on Tuesday and her father goes to ICU with peritonitis so she takes Kate and heads for her mothers!
How high should my boiler be breaking kids?
Sure, evilbeth, come sit over here with me. We’ll watch the other shenanigans going on while we wait.
I’ll be waiting, my love. Happy Sigh!
Hey Ladies! Fine ass man up in this beeyotch! Well I will be fine once I get a couple drinks into you… and maybe a really dark room… but hey I’m desperate!!!
matt_mcl wrote:
Mmmmm, butterflies…
You are just so good to me, matt. Lemme see if I have that passport handy…
Esprix
** Pushing everyone into the bathroom **
JohnLarrigan, didn’t I already SAY I was in the bathroom? Unless you wanted to A. crowd me in or B. give me lots of options . . . wait, i don’t mind B too much so long as I get to pick one and the rest go away. And there’s a nice soft surface in here.
Hey, guys:
Hey, girls:
“Do unto others whatsoever you would have them do unto you.”
The rest is easy.
No, wait: I got it wrong. It is: “Do unto others whatsoever you can talk them into doing unto you.”
There, thats better.
I seem to be striking out all over!
Techchick wants a truck - all I have is a fleet of 50-seat limos that go where they want.
Then learae wants a full set of working parts - I can follow instructions, but seeing OK with the eye that works doesn’t meet the specs.
Michi is stuck in a traffic jam someplace.
Sue? If your requirements are as tough, I might have to go sit in the corner with PB and evilbeth …
Wait a minute! That idea does it for me!