Lesbian for dating and possibly more.
My requirements:
Age: 18 to 40
Height, weight, hair color: irrelevant
Looks: irrelevant
Cleanliness: Very important
Fashion Sense: Must have some, that is, be appropriate for the occasion.
Health: Well, since I have enough problems for the two of us, I would recommend that I meet up with someone at least as healthy as I am.
Financial Status: Do not have to be well off at all, but please, must not be carrying “baggage” - that is, I don’t care if you are flat broke, or work for $2.65 and hour clearing tables, but don’t bring a $100,000 unpaid student loan to the relationship and expect me to cover it…I think that’s fair.
**My Specifications: **
Age: 32
Height, weight, hair color: 5’6", 154 (and dropping 
), brown
Looks: Androgynous, unattractive.
Cleanliness: Very, not to OCD status yet, but close…
Fashion Sense: I have been told I have a good sense, at least for the occasion.
Health: Insulin dependent diabetic, no neuropathy or kidney damage. Some vision loss. Teeth issues (all being fixed for $9800, see other threads). Depression.
Financial Status: Pretty well off.
What a relationship would ideally be like with me:
I like more than anything just being with someone. Going places with them, sharing experiences. If we are just reading or watching TV, I want to be near you, to feel your warmth, rest my head on your lap, caress a soft foot that pokes out from under the comforter. I like driving, and seeing sights. I like travel, and would love to take you to see Paris, Venice, London with me.
I like domestic things. I love cooking a large meal, everything from fussing over the spices to agonizing over the correct wine, to sitting in the warm kitchen and keeping an eagle-eye on the browning turkey in the oven. I like a clean, orderly, comfortable house. I have a lovely garden and yard, which I have not had the energy to keep up like it should be - here’s a good project for someone (hint hint).
I like technology. I’m a scientist and engineer - you need never fear the “flashing 12:00” on the VCR again with me in the house. Perhaps what I do is somewhat boring to most, but you cannot deny the intensity with which I show towards the interesting things I do. I like buying gadgets, and playing with them. I’m resourceful, and while not so good at home repairs, I am an excellent mechanic. I understand how and why things work.
My musical and cultural tastes are varied. I love most all food types in the World except seafood. I love Cajun and Italian cooking. I listen to Mozart and Madonna with equal appreciation. I read voraciously - everything from the Anglo Saxon Chronicle to Dickens to William Gibson. I write occasionally, erotica and horror (and no, I never blend the two, don’t worry 
) I watch little TV - maybe 8 hours per week, and yes, I am an X-Files buff. Otherwise, I typically watch educational programs or the news.
I love my cats, and have 4 of them. I’m not a dog person at all, although I don’t mind them if outdoors. No ferrets or birds, please.
Eh…that was an aside. Anyhow, what sort of person am I? I’m the sort that says good morning every time we first see each other. I’m a person that even if I’m reading the most interesting thing in the world, when you walk in the room I set it down at once and give you my full attention. Every time I walk past you I give you a pat, a rub, a quick peck. I am a “touchy” person, and you must submit willingly to long hugs. Or, preferably, make me submit to them. Maybe that makes me “clingy”, well, that word has been given a bad connotation by society IMO, and it does not have to be a bad thing.
I always notice what you are wearing - if you buy something new, jewelry, shoes, whatever - you never need to tell me “look what I got”. I am excellent at reading facial and body language - I’m the best person I know at doing that. If you are upset, you will never have to ask me for that hug. If you are happy, so will I be before you even say a word as to why.
As to intimacy: Frequency? I would feel happy with twice a day or so, but could possibly settle for less I am a “giver”, that is, your pleasure is far more important than mine, and I will willingly spend hours relaxing, caressing, and building you up to release after release, so long as I curl up next to you and hold you when you stop gasping in ecstasy. I like long foreplay, so that the buildup becomes unbearable. I like a partner who is adventurous, and willing to try new things - I can be pretty wild in intimate encounters, if you are comfortable. For me, if the person and mood are right, I could spend the entire weekend in bed and not feel guilty at all. Making love and eating afterglow snacks…
Now for the downside of being with me: I don’t, and can’t, dance. I get hurt too easily by a partner - a rude word, an unkind look, and you will devastate me. I get depression every now and again. I get sick often due to my diabetes. My pet peeve is people who lose things, especially my things. Especially if they don’t seen to care about losing it, or are not upset. I don’t like people who are messy - if you drop your skirt in the middle of the floor, it had better be because we were about to make love, not because you are too lazy to put it in the hamper. I have a bad temper, and although I am not physically violent to others or things, I do hurt myself. When this happens you need to stop me. I work long hours, about 60 a week. I also travel a bit, though mostly about 2-3, 2-3-day trips per month, so it’s not like I’m a “road amazon”, LOL.
If I grow to love you, you will never find a more loyal, trustworthy, devoted person. Could any be interested in such as me? Who knows.
Anyhow. That’s how this would read if I were really to compose such a thing. Sigh.
