The h_thur
Don’t ask ME how to pronounce it
4 oz Maker’s Mark
1 tsp sugar
Put bourbon and sugar into a collins glass; fill with crushed ice and stir gently until the glass frosts. Garnish with fresh mint and serve with a straw.
The Green Bean
2 oz Gin
1 1/2 oz Green Creme de Menthe
Juice of 1/2 Lime
Stir with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice. Garnish with fresh mint.
Something smooth that goes down easy?
I tried this too with sig lines by Wally: “Please, on my knees”
What does a gal have to do around here? Uh, nevermind, don’t answer that.
~Never got a Wally sig~
::tears begin to form in her eyes:: Bbbb…ut, I didn’t get my first turn yet! I’ve been dishing out Sainthoods left and right, and I don’t even get ONE drink? BWWWAAAAHAAWAAAA
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
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He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterSwiddles, you got the first one, it was just posted in the Coldfire thread yesterday. Here it is.
The SwimmingRiddle
3 oz. tomato juice
1 1/2 oz. vodka
juice of 1/2 lemon (or lime)
1/4 tsp. horseradish
2 dashes Worcestershire
dash Tabasco
dash celery salt
1 twist of the pepper-mill
Shake well with ice, strain, and serve in a Delmonico glass. Garnish with a rubber worm swiped from your Dad’s tackle-box.
The Spiritus Mundi
I’m not sure why I felt a drink with this name called for rum; I just did. This is more or less a Daiquiri made with Jamaican rum
3 oz Dark Rum
Juice of 1 Lime
1/2 tsp Sugar
Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. garnish with a twist of lime.
Thanks. Sounds smooth.
~Never got a Wally sig~
This is definately something I want to get in on, if it’s not too much to ask from our beverage maestro. I just ask that it be strong and dignified. I try to avoid drinks that are less than 60 proof.
“It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.” - Adam Smith
The waterj2
Strong and dignified. If Gaudere can drink Brandy Manhattans, why can’t I make up a Bourbon Sidecar?
2 oz Bourbon
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Lemon Juice
Stir with ice; strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Oh, shit, now I’ve made SwimmingRiddles cry. Stop. STOP. Here’s another drink!!!
The SwimmingRiddles No. 2
2 oz Tequila
3 oz Pineapple Juice
Juice of 1/2 Lime
Shake with ice and strain into a chilled champagne flute.
Uke, you are cooler than cool. You deserve to have a bar named after you! Thanks 
Uke, you are truly amazing. I am humbled by your command of books and booze. You have my gratitude. Thanks!
Many thanks, that seems right up my alley. You truly have a talent there. As today is the last day of class for the semester, I think I’ll be trying this tonight. Granted, I’ll be stuck with Jim Bean, as I’m currently out of Wild Turkey :(.
Yeehaw! Just so happens I have some gin right here in my desk…
~~Sunshine
“It’s not death I fear so much as leaving something so beautiful as life.”
water: No problemo. Jim Beam and Wild Turkey are both bourbons.
{wince} If I’da known you were in school, I wouldn’t have given you a drink with Triple Sec in it (MY bottle’s gotta be about ten years old…it doesn’t come out much).
Well, here’s hoping you develop a taste for margaritas and sidecars.
I want one!
And I promise to have one as soon as my self-imposed alcohol exile is over!
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Mmmmmmmm! Refined, yut beefy!
Thank you, Ukulele Ike, for your gift of an honorable drink.
Did I forget to say thank you?
Okay then,
“Thank you sir, may I have another?” (Sunshine Cocktail, that is. Mmmm, love that bitters…)
~~Sunshine
“It’s not death I fear so much as leaving something so beautiful as life.”
I know I don’t post often but I do drink often. Can I get mine? Please? I’m so thirsty.
Thanks, Ike. It sounds delicious. Maybe I’ll try one when hubby goes for his night out this month.