I have nothing to do with that, she’ll sleep with anyone Tom, you know that! She even tried to teach me a thing or two about bed antics once. Some crackpot idea about saving me from my friends. She’s a sick twist all right.
Finally, a man whom she could herself brazenly cuckold until such time as she might choose to, uh - we would say, faire un coup de marteau sur des fesses. You would say, “Make hammer on his fanny.”
She’s not my special lady, she’s my fucking lady friend. I’m just helping her conceive.
Nathan Jr accepts me for what I am! And I think you better had, too! You know I’m okay, you’re okay! That there’s what it is!
You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, call Gus Petch.
Jose Feliciano, you got no complaints.
I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck, you’re a Mormon. Compared to you we ALL have a drinking problem!
And to whom did you introduce that calculating woman?
And with Brandt as my witness, I’ll tell you this: Any further harm visited upon Bunny shall be visited tenfold upon your head. I will not abide another toe.
Give me that baby you warthog from hell!
Brandt can’t watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
I’m a brother Seamus!
You mean, like, an Irish monk?
Easiest thing in the world! - Garth Pancake
You human… paraquat!
Let the record show that the baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!
The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?
The Dude: Hmmm… Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
Objection ! Uh… poetry recitation !
My car, my car! Tan Ciera, tan Ciera!
Llewelyn Moss: If I don’t come back, tell mother I love her.
Carla Jean Moss: Your mother’s dead, Llewelyn.
Llewelyn Moss: Well then I’ll tell her myself.
We’re sitting shiva here.