That don’t make no sense!
You brought the fuckin’ Pomeranian bowling?
Madam, we must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have waffles, and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability…
And she was a guest of the Red… Trousers?
The heck do ya mean?
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
Don’t you go flappin’ your gums, Moon! If you blow, I will kill you!
What are you, nuts? Have you forgotten Kershner?
Mm. Must float like a leaf on the river of life… and kill old lady.
Vernon here’s got a job. Vernon’s got prospects. He’s bona fide. What are you?
Would you buy furniture from a place called ‘Unpainted Huffines’?
We have bellmen for that. No, no, no. Such requests that, were you at home, you would address not to your valet but to your majordomo.
You see, you’re one of the morons I’ve been fighting my whole life. My whole fucking life. But guess what… Today, I win.
So long, boys. See ya in the funny papers.
If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it’s gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.
My client is prepared to settle for 50 percent of the marital assets.
I don’t vote, so fuck you.
She said that she required… a husband!
Keep yer damn hands off my wife!
I’ve never seen you here before. I like that in a woman.