The Dude abides.
Now, in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else… that’s the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas, an’ down here… you’re on your own.
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!
And here you are…and it’s a beautiful day! Well. I Just don’t understand it!
Well, if the pay’s right, I’ll do it.
Turn to the right!
Never point a gun at anyone unless you mean to shoot him. And if you shoot him, you better make sure he’s dead. Because if he ain’t dead, he’s gonna get up and try to kill you. That’s the only thing they taught us in the service that’s worth a goddamn.
Son, you got a panty on your head.
Wasn’t too busy. You missed a good one, though. This white guy walks in about one o’clock, asks if we have a discount for alcoholics… I tell him to get lost, but Marty’s sitting here listening and I can tell he’s thinking that maybe it ain’t such a bad idea.
I knowed you was crazy when I saw you sitting there. I knowed exactly what was in store for me.
You know… in Greece, they would cut off the head of the messenger that brought the bad news.
Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
Gimme a call whenever you wanna cut off my head. I can always crawl around without it.
Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me. I’m just doing my job here.
Pan shot! Pan shot! [laughs maniacally]
This is a Christian house, boy. No hippity-hop language in here.
First time, huh?
The coup de grace I’ll leave to the wolves and the gila monsters.
Well, ma’am, if I see him, I’ll sure give him the message.
Oh, for Pete’s sake! He’s fleeing the interview!