Coen Brothers non sequitur thread

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself.

He was alive when I buried him.

The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.

I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about. I mean, what are you talkin’ about? I haven’t done anything funny.

Say, who wears the pants around here, H.I.?

I’m not a devious man by nature… but when you’re unarmed, your tactics might gonna be downright Archimedean.

He’s like you, he doesn’t say much.

That Buford’s a sly one. Already knows his ABC’s. Hit the deck, boy!

Except when he doesn’t say things, they’re usually nasty. When you don’t, they’re usually nice.

I was in the neighborhood, feelin’ daffy.

Ya mute!

Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

I’m gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!