Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried… about the security… of your shit.
Why did they hang him so high?
I do not know. Possibly in the belief it’d make him more dead.
This thread is one extended delightful grin.
In the parlance of our time.
Well, it ain’t Ozzie and Harriet.
It is a sadness to me that I have sausage fingers that cannot crowd onto a fretboard. Like fat girls at a cotillion.
Sure, it sounds screwy, but even Einstein says the guy’s on to something.
Aw, hells bells. They even shot the dog!
When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.
You can’t throw a rock around here without hitting a writer. And do me a favor, Fink, throw it hard.
Maybe that’s why I like you, Tom. I’ve never met anyone who made being a son of a bitch such a point of pride.
He’s a suitor!
You know, you know, a friend of mine a while back broke his hand and put it in a cast. Very next day, he falls, protects his bad hand, and he breaks his good one. So he breaks it too, you know. So, now he’s got two busted flippers. So, I says to him: “Creighton,” I says. “I hope your wife really loves you, because for the next five weeks, you can’t even wipe your own god damn ass.” That’s the test, ain’t it? Test of true love.
Back of the car… not the… rear-entry situation.
Nah, like I said, he was just funny lookin’. More’n most people, even.
And so, Theodore Donald Karabatsos, in accordance with what we think you last wish might well have been, we commit your mortal remain to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean which you loved so much. Good night sweet prince.
wait, should that be in a spoiler box?
Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?
I’m the pater-familias!
Shake a leg, junior. Thank god yer mammy died while giving birth. If she’d have seen you, she’d have died of shame.
THIS is what happens, Larry! THIS is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!
You need to accept your responsibility, young man, and get back up there and shoot that old lady!