Finally, an apropos moment to reference one of my favorite—or at least, most imprinted-upon—Pit threads of all time. (And I mean “all time”, good heavens, that thread from November 2001 is almost old enough to have alcohol in its cola instead of citrus.)
For 20+ years I have been humming that song parody line whenever I add citrus (lemon or lime, I am not a purist on the matter) to cola.