No response from **Coldie **…hmmmmm…maybe he hurt his back hoisting his petard.
No, you tried an 883 sporty…Not a bad bike, but not a harley in the traditional sense of the word…Sorta like lumping jap dirt bikes in the same catagory as the bike you ride.
Next time try a softail or something.
Or, if yer ever in Texas, you can take my FLH out for a spin.
Okay.
Now we’re getting to it.
It isn’t so much Coldy smells; it’s exhaust/emission issues.
This could actually explain a lot.
Veb
Only if it has a gunrack mounted on the back. 
I can do that, actually. When yall coming by? I can even supply the gun, any preferance?
No immediate plans to visit the Lone Star State, bdgr, but I’ll be sure to let you know. 
And as to my preference of guns: I don’t know anything about guns, so just make it one that would make John Wayne proud.
Ah…I’ll borrow my friends Lever Action Marlin. Good John Wayne gun.
psssst Coldy
Real men carry Daisy Red Ryder lever action carbine with composition stock.
And don’t forget the compass!
But, but, Coldfire will shoot his eye out if we give him one of those!
Just what he deserves! Get him to Texas, stat!
Whoa!
You mean Coldie is really Mike Masterson?! :eek: