Big, smelly jerk.
Whatja do, look under his kilt?
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s clogs…
You guys are all pikers…try HAIRPIE…
i have a rant against coldfire i felt had to be said:
Coldfire is satan. his heart is black as coals and he kicks puppies…
I hate coldfire. you should hate coldfire too.
So, do you think that’s worthy of posting in teeming extras?
:rolleyes:
I’ve met him briefly. He’s not all that big. He wasn’t loud. I didn’t find him smelly. And he’s not a…well…I guess he could be. I couldn’t really tell and I wasn’t paying attention. There was this cute girl next to him he ended up taking home, the bastard.
Of course, he came with her too. Errr…showed up with her.
I’ll go now.
His penis is far too big. No penis should be transatlantic.
ALL MODS ARE NAZIS!
Man, I’ve always wanted to say that. 
HEY!
I did call him a Nazi. Really, I did.
It’s right up there in the OP. I really tried to follow the standard form the annual Coldfire January Pit Thread.
Nitpickers.
I would like to add that Coldfire is one of the few Mods I don’t actually know, but as he’s a big, smelly jerk, I can live with that.
I have met Coldfire. I can assure you he is NOT odoriferous in any way.
Frannie, next to you, even Mortimer is gihugic.
OW!
Madonna is Dutch!!!
hey stop all this Coldfire bashing. He is of sound mind and character.
How do you think he got into drugs??? 
::looks back at OP::
Sonofagun - you did indeed.
OK, you’re off the hook then. 
And to derail into ‘101 big dick jokes’
-Coldfire’s dick is so big he can only fuck elevator shafts
-Coldfire’s dick is so big it only plays arenas
-Coldfire’s dick is so big he can wear it like a necktie, but he is afraid he will get hard and strangle himself
-Coldfire’s dick is so big they threaded fiber optic wire through it and use it to support Straight Dope’s Server Bandwidth
-Coldfire’s dick is so big movie theater’s now carry their soda sizes in small, medium, large, and Coldfire’s Dick
-Coldfire’s dick is so big it has several corpses of climbers frozen in the ice near the head
Thank you Drew Carey!
feh. He’s a great big jessie, but he does have decieving curbs.
Could we get an interpreter in here, please? I’d like to know what this means in American.
Please speak slowly.
Your mental image is wrong. It has been established that Coldy has penis that is thousands of miles long.
And my ass is still sore, two years later.
Sua
Hollander !