Oh, absolutely. [sub]rocker voice[/sub]Metallica was totally ripped off, dude![sub]rocker[/sub]
So, Coldy’s butt is now a plate? Does everything taste like herring and Gouda when you eat off it? 
Touching, really, these attempts to bring members of the community, ummmm, closer together. But I think I’ll decline, however Coldie feels about it. Besides, in heembo’s world, he already has Kamandi for his bitch.
FTR, this made me think of Bridget Jones’ Diary:
“Men want an ass they can park a bicycle in.”
:eek: Ow!
LMAO!
Good lord. What a lovely screenname you got there, cldfrznwhatever. I was gonna run an IP check, but why tax the server, eh? Buh-bye.
And y’all stop talking about my rear already, goddammit.
Being a jerk - Steeerike one.
Creating a sock puppet - Steeerike two.
May I suggest a bean ball?
But we hear it’s such a nice one, Coldy. Especially after you taunted us about wearing leather motorcycle pants. 
Well, ok then, but I’ll have to ask my wife’s permission first.
Okay.
Coldfire does NOt want anyone discussing his ass anymore.
Isn’t he the one with the 1,000 foot long penis, though?
Just wondering…
Hang on there. You’re saying that overpriced piece of retro crap you drive came without a CD player? Yikes. FWIW, they come with a standard CD player in the Netherlands. Still no reason to buy one, honestly - I love its looks, but it corners like a pig.
(I’ll just give you all the opportunity to make some gratuitous remarks about how well I know pigs corner.)
Karmandi, don’t worry. You’re off the hook. I want heembo as my bitch. There’s just something about vertical Fuck You’s that makes me melt. Gets me everytime, dammit.
No, no, no! It’s a multi-thousand mile long penis. [sub]Now THAT’S long! :eek:[/sub]
So how 'bout it, Coldy? If we can’t talk about your ass, can we talk about your penis? 
Jeg elsker dig, Thomas
quickly hides her Glenn Miller CDs under her Stuffed Chameleon.
heembo-correction-Coldfire HAS A NICE ass.
Carry on.
I wonder if it would give you gas.
Ya know, I don’t think that anyone or anything in Europe is just giving away gas. It’s just tooo expensive. So no, Diane, Coldfire’s ass-plate will not give you gas.
OK, I haven’t had time to read more than the first couple posts to this thread, but somehow I’m guessing that I don’t really need to leap to Coldy’s defense here. And I think I can safely add heembo to my mental list of posters that are full of shit (although very few posters stick around after reaching that level, so it’s really a pretty short list).
Say, that’s too bad. Had you read further, you would have been amused and gratified (although hardly surprised) to discover that everyone gave heembo’s rant exactly as much attention as it deserved; we proceeded to discuss scintillating topics that we could give a rat’s ass about.
I think we could find my aunt’s dog’s tapeworm more thread-worthy than this boil’s griping.
Me thinks somebody has hands that smell like stinky feet.
Well, you might want to read the thread, waterj2 because it gets more interesting once the OP goes overboard (about post 10).
I’m torn between picking up on David Gray (not the Vietnam Vet) - a truly excellent album, BTW - and Jethro Tull. Hell, it’s got to be Tull and I agree with John on ‘Aqualung’ and ‘Thick as a Brick’. Our one-legged-playing genius is still around, if semi-detached judging from his recent writings:
"Wagner, Beethoven and Hendrix might have chanced the Vindaloo but Mozart, Debussy and John Denver were probably Korma or, perhaps, Dhansak guys on a daring night. Got the picture? See you in Curry Heaven."
Ian baby, ease up on the hand rolled !!!
If you want to read more (made me hungry and confused): http://www.j-tull.com/ - Because the site’s in Frames there’s no direct URL: Need to go Home Page > Ian Anderson Writes > Indian Food
I could murder a curry and a couple of pints…
…Coldfire’s ass tastes like Stroopwaffels!
Everyone line up and have a turn!
Wheeee!
(PS- the “ass I’d like to eat lunch off of” is from The Man With Two Brains. If you haven’t seen it, rent it. You’ll thank me later)
Zette
How do you kill them ?