Hey, detop, come hang out with me. I’ll make you a curry that would kill you.
Then we could drink some nasty American beer. With clamato.
"Ass Elf shot the food!" 
Talk to Sue Duhnym about what works on cracked heels.
Yes, and it’s blocking my driveway, STILL.
And Heembo… come back! Bestow us with some more words of wisdom! Tell us how Unclebeer is a doody-head and how John Corrado is a stinker!
Mods please move this thread to About These Message Boards.
It could do with it.
Thanks
Redboss
Gals,
Is all you can talk about Coldy’s ass, or his driveway blocking wang?
C’mon, there’s a whole loada Coldy out there.
How’s the Beer belly coming along?
L_C, with 4 weeks to the football season, no tennis, no rugby, and not even Womens Vollyball on Eurosport…
WHAT ON EARTH CAN WE TALK ABOUT!!! ARRRGGHHH!!
Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer?
P.S.- If you refer to me as “gal” again (not that I’m not in touch with my feminine side… it’s just that I have a penis, and all), I’m gonna tie you down with used dental floss and force you to listen to Britney Spears CDs.
vanilla, I thought it was thousands of miles long? I mean, didn’t it reach from the Netherlands all the way to someone’s ass here in America? Or am I mistaken?
Dammit…I hate posting at 3 AM without any Caffeine and not realize there was a second page.
Haha! Uncaffeinated moron! Bwahahahaha!
Ringggg!
Ringggg!
Ringggg!
It’s the big red phallic phone. Guess I’d better answer it.
“Uh-huh. Nope. Uh-huh? SPOOFE’s made a comment relating to dental floss? Uh-huh. No, I’m too busy to comment right now.”
If I have to seperate you two…
Oh, that’s right - you fucking live together.
FAGS!
Esprix, who would know…
Oh, blow me, 'Sprix.
Please?
jeesh. You’re all here talking about Coldy’s ass but no-one has mentioned that he has been vertically fucked in the pit.
Is this a first?
And that’s my next band name. Vertical Fuck
ps. How the hell do I do small text on this board?
psps. David Gray is a piece of poo. I hate him.
Spoofe, Esprix-you guys are so gay!
d&r
What can you guys talk about? How about how to be more LIKE Coldfire?
[Jan Brady]“Why is it always Coldfire, Coldfire, Coldfire?”[/Jan Brady]
[sub]“Ow! My nose!”[/sub]
As long as it’s not Rugby or Cricket, I don’t bloody care.
BTW John, I was going to mail you. You heard from Taters ? (been a while)
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I got a postcard from her today “from Elvis’ Kitchen”
with a picture of the King and a receipe for “Home Made biscuits”.
Now I finally understand what those southerners were talking about!!!
She’s doing great. Drop her a mail and she’ll get back to you when she can.
Thanks Taters!! You’ll understand me when I tell you you have the greatest taste in tack. 
I got the meat loaf version from the King Himself.
I smell bacon… Elvis is innnnnn the kitchen!
Hey, and Twisty? What was all that shit about a beer belly? You weren’t implying I’m fat, now were you?
You know you’re fat when you can’t see your own penis. Especially if it’s several miles long.