Bacon? I hope you’re keeping him away from poofy (well, no one else picked up on the cornering pigs comment…:().
Ah, Amsterdam - where they pee in the streets & fuck vertically (must cut down on the size of the rooms needed in the red light district…;))
You’ve not been well, fierra, so it’s understandable. However, fings 'ave moved on - the question now is; Has he spent the past week dipping his Haggis in a hearty Scottish Broth ??
(This, of course, has absolutely nothing to do with the summer being boring and the need to stimulate a little G-O-S-S-I-P)
Tour de France? Of course, it looks like Lance Armstrong is about to ride away with it again.
No one ever tells me anything! 
Me either. Maybe I should go join the illuminati or something. It’s got to be better than waiting for next season’s kick-off.
What’d I do? This thread has been hijacked, my sig is about thread hijacking so…
What? Do you want to drive? Here, take the wheel. I can’t steer this thing worth a damn.
What /is it with you and the dental things? First the toothpaste…
: d&r :
Oh fut.
I really dig your sig, Blackclaw.
it made me giggle.
hey looky what I can do! [sub]Hello[/sub][sup]hello[/sup]
cheers Zut.
Ginger… of… the… North… added to The List.
Anybody notice that the “person” who started this all hasn’t had a new post of ANY kind, anywhere on the SDMB, in over two days?
First his ass, then his penis… just how many Coldfire Appreciation Thread’s are there?
Yeah, looks like he’s nowhere to be seen.
On a related note, the band I’m in has a song called Intoxicated Elf. Any comments on the webpage? (my thread hijack of the day.)
I don’t know about the web page, but I do know that Intoxicated Elf is a great song name. Actually it’s such a good name you should make it the name of your band.
But we’ve already got a nifty Fyre Monkey logo!
If we were to change the band name, we’d change it to “Slow Children Playing”; our new bass player has a road sign in his room that says “SLOW: CHILDREN PLAYING” and it sounds cool to change it to “Slow children, playing.” If we decide to make CDs, that sign’s going to be on the cover of our first album.
Actually, I have to go out on a limb here and thank beembo…meembo…what’s his name? Oh yeah, heembo. Cause this is the funniest fucking pit thread I’ve ever read, and I think what’s his name has done a runner cause you guys just totally ripped the piss. You really should all be reported to the SPCA y’know, Bastards! 
[sub]Please note the intended sarcasm in this post, I don’t want my ass flamed![/sub] :eek:
Again, it’s been FOUR days now since heembo has made a single post!(Well, 3 days, 20 hours, and 50 minutes if you want to be fussy)
[Edited by TubaDiva on 07-22-2001 at 05:24 PM]
So did anyone see today’s Braves’ game? I think moving Smoltz to the bullpen is a smart move.
And how about Maddux’s nine consecutive wins? My ESPN fantasy team is liking that a lot.
Um…
See ya dude.
Here’s hoping that someone with such a limited imagination runs out of ideas for names for his socks.
Whatever your name is: You’re NOT welcome here. Can’t you understand that?