Sortof a rant, but not worthy of the Pit.
I’m at Tyson’s-1 yesterday while my wife is shopping. Figured I’d hang out at TGI Fridays, which has like 20 TVs on. Score! First real day of college football, and I’m looking for Georgia/Oregon. And looking, and looking…
All the TVs, with the exception of a couple with some third tier game on were showing either soccer or track and field. Even the big honkin’ huge TVs right over the bar. Track and field! On a Saturday afternoon!
Ok; I’ll ask the bartender. She said she’d “see what she could do.” I got the impression she saw me as some weird guy asking for some esoteric show no one had ever heard about. “Georgia something on TV? Whatever.” But she came through, and the game was on and I ordered wings and gave her a nice tip.
30 minutes later, my wife through at Tysons-1, we now hop over to Tysons-2. I visited the bar at Bowlero while my wife shopped the Galleria. I figured I’d have a couple of drinks and watch college football. I mean, there’s a full bar and the place has like 50 TV screens. And yesterday being the first real day of the college football season with all sorts of ranked teams playing, I’d be in football heaven, right?
NOT.
All but 1 or 2 of the TVs were on the NFL Network. Which, being a Saturday before the NFL season actually starts, was only playing a replay of one of last season’s games. Ok, no worries, I’ll just ask the bartender to switch one of the TVs to the Georgia/Oregon game.
She asked me what channel it was on. I told her “ABC.” She looked at me like I had grown a third eye in the middle of my forehead. “ABC? What’s that?”
Ok, it’s only a channel that’s been available for like 80 years. I tried to explain it was the local ABC network channel. It’s free. Everyone gets that channel. Channel 7, but it might be different on whatever system they were using.
She looked confused but said she’d try. She disappears for 10 minutes with nothing happening. I figured I’d ask the other bartender about what’s up with no college football on 50 TV screens of a sports bar? He looked up at the TVs all showing that stupid year-old NFL replay, and said, “there’s football on right there–what’s wrong with watching that football?”
Are you serious?
I tried to explain the concept of college football and the start of the season, and ranked teams, and he had no idea what I was talking about. By then the lady bartender came back and said “I don’t think we get that channel, and anyway we can’t control the TVs.”
What the everlasting hell?
I left. No drink ordered.
I’ve had SO MANY similar experience around here on Saturday afternoons. I get the feeling that there’s like 10 people in NOVA that even know the existence of college football.