- ahh, Mutha f…*
Engorgio! Engorgio!
Accio ice-bag
Accio whiskey
You guys are SO going to Azkaban. I’ll bring you chocolate and beer.
Lather
Rinse
REPEAT!
Close cover before striking
Sectusempra!
“Let me tell you, I ain’t practiced much magic for a long time. I want to show you a trick mother showed me when you weren’t around - to use on special occasions like this…”
Blam!
Blam!
Blam!
Looks like I didn’t leave this note the first time around. Sorry about closing it without explanation.
But yes, as some have guessed, it’s closed for being too mundane and pointless.