Closer…
Come closer…
Closer still…
Avada Kedavra!
<thud>
Expelliarmus!!!
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catches your wand
Ha! Missed!
Stupido
I mean “Stupify!”
Drat.
Newport News!
HOCUS POCUS!!!
**Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my [SIZE=7]boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?[/SIZE] **
meh
protego
smug
Ni! Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni!!
EXPECTORATE!
eeeeww!
EXTERMINATE AND DESTROY!
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I rarely venture into MPSIMS.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?
I cannot believe I actually went to the trouble to Google “Expelliarmus” and “Avada Kedavra”. But it’s okay – now I continue to be the culturally hip dude I’ve always been.
Stop laughing! I am, I tell you!
It’s…
Defenestrate!
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OOMPH!
::::: Takes off and nukes Inigo from orbit :::::
Isn’t that German for taking a crap out a window?
Testes Dilato…!
Scrotum Reducto…!