Yeah, it’s called a day at the office…(and no - I don’t work at a prison).
Des Moises, Iowa - perfect example.
Why not both together?
“…then every 9/11 we’d whup us some of those Zionists who blowed up them towers…”
Why limit this to just one day a year?
Pffft! It’s your average Tuesday afternoon in Bangkok.
Cakes, in the shape of the Twin Towers.
Soak em in Cherry Brandy, strike a match, & cook em flambe’.
With little raisins stuck in the icing up where the windows are, so that they plunge down as the icing melts and they’re released.
As mentioned in the Op, give free toys in kids meals or candy, consisting of a plane rolling between 2 towers…
Whoops, truth is stranger than fiction :eek::
Scroll to post 5 in the comments for the Osama toy!
Dad, can I have a burrow owl?
Twin towers candles.
Old men could dress up like Osama bin Laden
He was only 44- old?
Watch some (insert your favorite ethnic minority here) SWAT Team surround Sears figuring they finally have Bed Linen trapped.
The first item on this list: The 8 Most Insulting Attempts to Raise Money for a Cause. It’s a “9/11 Dove Shoot.” I’m pro-hunting and all, but that just seems wrong…
I hate to say it, but you know those funny ads on Letterman, where it says Mother’s Day Sale - Show Mom You Care - AK-47 Ammo Half Price? Bound to be running ads this week as well.