Why does the Extra gum have a Scottish accent? Is all red gum Scottish? If I was in any way concerned about being P.C. I’d say that’s some sort of ethnic stereotype slur. Pretty dumb. Is Extra made in Scotland? I don’t understand.
The Excedrin confessionals: Is it just me or do the editors do something in production to make everyone’s eyes look extra shiny and wet? And my question is, why?
I can’t escape McDonalds commercials. I particularly dislike the ones where someone is sitting around eating their food, and a variety of different looking stereotypes all show moronic interest in what the person is eating, as if they’ve never eaten at a McDonalds before in their life, and yet, since these weird stereotypes of people are all interested in McDonalds food, it unifies them. Heartwarming.
Every time I see the Arby’s commercial with the glove that sounds like it’s constantly straining on the toilet, I have to mute the volume or change the channel. Definitely awful.
I love the Quizno’s monkeys, though I am getting a bit tired of them, probably because I will always watch it.
I dislike any commercial that has children shilling a product, especially SUVs. Is any parent going to say, “Those kids sure are smart the way they talk about mileage and safety, therefore, I will indeed purchase that particular brand of SUV, because the children told me to.”
I dislike the Gilette commercial that tries to tell us that only winners use their razors. Uh, it’s just a razor, dudes. No one cares. And no one especially cares that a razor has 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 50, 100 blades in it. Two still work just as good.
