How do you sex a Venus Fly-Trap?
Sounds like there should be a punchline… “very carefully”, or something.
Dr. Johny Fever
No, no, no… Cleotrapa 
Morticia Addams.
Remember her greenhouse?
Daggum, but doc_miller stole mine. I second Johnny Fever, unless it’s a girl, in which case “Bailey.”
Venus de Flyo
Cecil
Johnny Fever.
Lil’ Hungry
Tongue
chickan gravy
How about “Trappy Scrappy Hero Pup (or “plant”)?”
I hope I got my punctuation use right there.
Senior Bites-a-lot.
Ben the bug biter
Garbanzo the mildly disturbed.
Tastes Like Chicken.
I am compiling a shortlist of my favourites so far. When this thread next drops off the first page I’ll announce a winner.
Still time to post your entries…
AwSnappity 
Serena Fly Trap
Feces Revenge
Slammin Sammy
The Clapper
Silly Ya
Maria von FlyTrapp