Hey, there’s a thread just like this on another major message board.
Hal, do you have something else to confess???
Ok…ok…I confess…
…I have no idea what you’re talking about.
I’m reading the Straight Dope Message Board when I’m supposed to be working.
Oh, and I pee in the shower at the health club, sometimes.
I stole some milk from my coworker to put into my tea. I didn’t feel bad until the next dat when the milk had a nasty “don’t steal” note on it.
Whew.
I thought of another one.
On Tuesday, I went to Best Buy and deliberately hunted down a copy of the second seasion of 21 Jump Street.
Yes, I’m the one.
the obligitory…
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I sent a man to Chino, just to watch him cry.
I sank Abraham Lincoln. And then I shot the Titanic. And if I didn’t always get stuff mixed up I would have been in your history text by now. So there.
OK OK.
I let the dogs out.
I’m the one who keeps stealing the left shoes. I love left shoes. Right shoes are safe from me.
I’m been having naughty thoughts about at least one of the female Dopers here 
expects flood of emails asking ‘Is it me?’
It wasn’t Professor Plum in the conservatory with the lead pipe. It was me in the hot tub with a margarita.
Ididn’tdoit. Nobodysawmedoit. Youcantproveanything.
:o
I flew over the cuckoo’s nest.
Okay, okay…I admit it.
I ate the blue pill.
That scrunching noise you heard in the shrubbery…that figure leaping past your bedroom window
Yup…guess who 
(and trim your damn branches.I got poked severely)
Okay, okay…I confess.
I am God.
And it’s true.
I don’t exist.
What!?, don´t look at me like that, that Jimmy Hoffa just had it coming.
Even worse, you misspelled obligatory.
When very poor in my early 20s I sold a bunch of Columbia House cassette tapes that kept coming to my house in someone else’s name. Garnered 'bout $50 for my crime! :eek: