Confession time... does SIZE really not matter ?

Wolfe,

Skank=slut, ho…um…yea.

Actually, a skank is more of a cheap, sleazy whore, or even just a sleazy, dirty, scummy woman. For example-Courtney Love and Christina Aguilera.

I would think that Jonah Falcon is probably disadvantaged now.

[With the risk of definitively compromising my reputation after this post I just can’t stand aside and not share my knowledge with my fellow dopers. So here goes:]

The official, scientific and universally acknowledged method of measurement can be found here, described in detail by the foremost authority in the Universe on the subject (or so they say).

As for race, nationality and such, here’s a little story I heard that I hope will elucidate the issue:

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, “Business trip or vacation?” “Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago,” she states. Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here’s the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she’s going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, “What’s your business role at this convention?” “Lecturer”, she says. “I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really,” he says, swallowing hard, “what myths are those?” “Well,” she explains, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent.” Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. “I’m sorry,” she says, “I shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don’t even know your name!”
“Winnetou,” the man says, as he extends his hand. "Winnetou Papadopoulos.”

(I know, the joke is rather old, but chances are some ppl. didn’t hear it yet).

I don’t think there really is any correlation between ethnic background and size, nor, in my admittedly rather limited experience, height and size. Trying to put these in order, largest to smallest.

5’7" guy of German descent. At a guess I’d say 7".
5’9" caucasian…he was adopted so I don’t know his ethnic background. 6.5" (We measured once.)
6’0" black guy. I’d say African-American, but he’s from France. Probably right around 6".
5’9" guy of Scottish descent. Maybe 5.75"
6’5" guy of German descent. 4"

So all my size myths were debunked, but you know what? Size really doesn’t play as critical a role as people would think.

I suppose the more a women like a guy… the bigger it seems to be ? :slight_smile:

BTW… can anyone provide a link to the cut - uncut threads ? Wanna check how the cut people are “rated”.

Just to a search on member JackDeanTyler
just about every post is about foreskin. Then he got banned, then we laughed.