I went to a Halloween party when I was 17 and got really drunk on tequila. I went home that night and puked in the toilet for about 30 minutes and then crawled into bed. My mom came in to check on me and after she shut the door I grabbed a Payless bag off the floor and started puking in it. I puked 5-6 times in that bag and got up early the next morning and took it outside to the trash before my parents got up. My room really stunk after that. I had to air it out the next day!
Another time my friend and I were drinking 40 oz. bottles of Bud and shooting pool… I probably drank 3 of them that night. It was time to go home and I didn’t want the beer breath so I drank a root beer. Well root beer and Bud don’t mix well at all! I got home and started puking in the toilet again. I called up my friend the next morning and she told me that the root beer made her sick too. I haven’t drank root beer since.
Now for the petty shit.
I have seen almost every episode of Beverly Hills 90210 and The Brady Bunch. I’ve even seen the Brady Brides tv show.
I post on the board and chat with friends on Yahoo Messenger while I’m at work. I always look busy because I’m always typing so no one knows yet! Hope I don’t get fired for it!
Sometimes if I’m by myself in the elevator at work I’ll pick my underwear out of my ass crack!
Don’t you see, my fellow dopers? I cannot offer you forgiveness, only Cecil can lead you to salvation. Perhaps if your transgressions were of sufficient magnitude to rouse our patron saint from his other work, he would pop in and provide you absolution.
I have a secret crush on Steve from “Blues Clues”…I just love that part where he does the little dance and sings “We just got a letter…I wonder who it’s from?!”
More confessions but first a note to Erika who said
I do that too, I make any spreadsheet I may be working on look similar to the board. Anybody hovering behind me getting a quick glimpse is completely fooled. MWAAAHAAAHAAA!
Anyway,
Every afternoon I watch reruns/syndications/whatever they are of the following shows:
Pepper-Anne (kick-ass, punk theme song, for a cartoon) Disney’s Recess (the best show on TV, IMHO) Boy Meets World
Two episodes of Sister, Sister - back to back.
I know all the character’s, sub-plots, nuances, etc.
I’m so happy that I’m not the only one. I’m watching Blue’s Clues right now, too. I watch PB&J Otter. I used to watch Kids Incorporated but can’t find it anymore. If I could, I would watch it everyday.
I, too, turn up the radio when teeny bopper groups can be heard. I sing alone to songs by Britany Spears, N’Sync, Backstreet Boys, etc. I watch Making the Band, and I like it. I watched the entire N’Sync HBO special a few days ago. I don’t like the music but I can’t stop myself. Oh, the shame.
I watched th N*SYNC special onHBO two days ago.
I own BAckstreet boys, NSYNC, and Britney Spears CD’s
I had sex with a guy on our first date, and he had a girlfriend at the time.
I only use capital letters and good spelling and grammar on this board.
I’ve gotten drunk and danced on countertops at the bowling alley and got money for it.
And I kept it.
I actually started getting some skills with beer pong.
I got really wasted at a party and ended up on the roof in my underwear with some friends.
ChiefScott:
As eloquent as you are, and as much as I know your invitation was based entirely on my wit, personality and charm and NOT on my laundry-list of “bad girl” vices, I must respectfully decline. I can’t, in good conscience, let someone else violate their personal morality for a chance to sample mine.
