Confessional II, Come One, Come All

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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-Last night I danced around to “OOps I Did it Again” in my undies.

-I have been on this board instead of ripping files apart in my temp job

-On Sunday, I woke up early enough to go to church (unusual because I am usually working at the restaurant) and had sex instead (oh I am going to burn)

-Was secretly happy when I found out my bf was really worried it was taking me so long to get to his baseball game (serves him right for being a jerk about it earlier) and struck out because he thought he saw my car

-delight in foiling inconsiderate drivers who try to cut me off, hah fools! My car is a five speed while they are in a lowly automatic

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I have the choreography for that video memorized. I’m so ashamed of myself.

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Wack Ninja–

Wanna go on a date? I don’t have a girlfriend at this time.

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Please bring me absolution. Mrs Chance knows my sin and also knows that I can’t in my heart of hearts repent. I just wouldn’t mean it. My sin is so great that it puts all other sins to shame. My sin reaches out and causes toe tapping and guilt across the ages and lands.

Friends. Know I have sinned.

Friends. Know that I have betrayed your trust.

Yes! It’s true. I have sinned both in my heart, with my voice, with my talent and with my fingers.

Humbly, I put before you the sin that weighs me down.

(Please cover the eyes and ears of anyone under 18 now. I wouldn’t want them to be poisoned at such a young and impressionable age.)

I know all the words to ‘Afternoon Delight’ by the Starland Vocal Band.

Neighbors…brethren…friends. Not only to I know all the words and have sung them in public but…

I know all the chords. And they’re tricky ones. I had to develop a whole new style of playing to learn them. Weeks of effort I spent learning the subtle nuances of “Thinking up is working up an appetite…”

FURTHERMORE friends…

Not only can I play this song (which shall no longer be named…you can uncover the ears of all persons under 18 now) but I have worked out pop arrangements, jazz arrangements, speed metal arrangements, folk arrangements and even…once…a swing arrangement.

Acoustic guitar…electric guitar…it doesn’t matter. I’m too weak to refrain.

(Cover their ears again please. I need to say it again!)

Yes, if I can get that sequencer properly programmed I’d be a spectacular, get down, One man “Afternoon Delight” band.

I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

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hehe, I am flattered Chief, but I don’t date anyone who is more than five years older than me anymore. Come to a bar when I am drunk and I will dance for you though!:wink:

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Ohmygod! What was he like? I have this secret fantasy that he’s actually very manly and rough behind closed doors. The whole rest of the world sees “Gentle Steve” but I know differently. (wink wink, nudge nudge)

I just know this is sick and wrong but I can’t help it!

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I forgive you. It was the first MP3 I ever downloaded. Still listen to it regularly; It’s hypnotic.

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Sunshine *
**

Sunshine… you are having entirely too much fun with this.
I can’t answer… cause I’d absolutely hate to burst your bubble.

Anyone who puts that much time and energy into a fantasy deserves to get to keep it.

:slight_smile:
-Pandora

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I’m guessing he was using the word date in the “Hey baby, wanna date?” sense. Is that permissable?

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Mr. Chance said…
I know all the chords. And they’re tricky ones. I had to develop a whole new style of playing to learn them. Weeks of effort I spent learning the subtle nuances of “Thinking up is working up an appetite…”
Except that it’s “Thinking of you’s working up an appetite…”

So I suppose I should be pretty damned ashamed that I KNEW not only that you were in error, but the correct lyrics.

Please…someone…shoot me…

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I dont’ know Mr.C–i’ll have to get back to you on that.
By the way, how old is your kid?

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Oh, God, NO! Pandora, DON’T tell me he’s gay! I wouldn’t be able to bear it.
Thank you, I think I will keep my “Rough Steve” fantasy! LOL!
:slight_smile:

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Well Wacky, if you didn’t want to go with cheif, I am available on Tuesday and thursday nights!

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Oh, he’s like 13 days old, or something. :smiley:

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I had no idea! Mazal Tov and all that! Just try not to puke on him again. :smiley:

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Nope not gay (at least not that I knew of in HS)

The rest I leave to your imagination

:slight_smile:

-Pandora

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Pardon my interrupting the hormones, and forgive me father it’s been many, many years since my last confession, but as for the OP, last week I watched about two minutes of NSync (or was it BSB?) on some morning show. I was quietly horrified, but I sat and watched.

I occasionally interrupt my intelligent reading for a gruesome true-crime paperback.

When I drop or drip food on the kitchen floor, I don’t necesarily clean it up. Oh, I pick up whatever I dropped if it was an actual piece of something (well, usually, unless it’s like, lettuce or something), but I don’t get a paper towel and wipe the spot where it fell. A little drop of something or another in liquid form doesn’t require actual cleaning either - only liquids in sufficient quantity to require “mopping it up” get my immediate attention. The kitchen floor is horrible. (But I’m going to wash AND wax it, I promise, sometime in the next week - family is coming to visit, after months of private sloppiness and sloth.)

I have been known to drink beer before noon. In fact, I have been known to drink beer before sunrise. Preferably while sitting in the waterbed watching an MST3K tape. Myrr21, I watched that episode with your sig just a couple weeks ago! I forget which one it was, but I remember the Regan line, which made me laugh {again}.

Penance, like George Carlin once said: “5000 Hail Marys, a couple of Novenas, a trip to Lourdes…”

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If you’re thinking of the one I’m thinking of, it was N’Sync on the Donny & Marie show. I watched the whole thing. Good GaWd, I can’t live like this anymore!

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Instead of packing for a camping trip that we are leaving on tomorrow, I have spent the day ( sans kids, or as they say in the south, goatless) and ran pointless errands spending money that we really don’t have on stuff I don’t need only to come home, take a two hour nap, and then proceed to watch Lethal Weapon while eating Pepperidge Farm Cookies.

I don’t feel the least bit guilty and so absolve myself from my domectic transgressions, I am going to go and take a hot bath while reading a steamy romance novel.

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Good for you, Shirley my friend.

It is entirely wrong for you to be the only one in your family that takes responsiblity for getting anything done. Let the rest of the crew pack the car. Let them pack the food! Let THEM be in charge of making sure that all of the tent stakes are in the tent bag-uh, maybe you should just check in on occasion, and make sure the you HAVE food, tent stakes and that it all gets in the car. I hate to be cynical, but you know what happens when you aren’t in charge.

Sorry, maybe it would be better if you supervised NOW, and catch up on your reading when you get to the campsite.

Anyway, hope you have a wonderful camping trip!

Scotti