Confessional II, Come One, Come All

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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:eek: What? :eek: If only there were guys who were in easy access of me for once.

Okay, another confession: I’m jealous of a friend who gets more play than me, and I’m almost shamed by the fact that I can’t get laid around here. [Sooner or later I just might add rusty kuntz to my sig as my official new name.] Sheesh. There’s always hope for me if I ever visit some of the dopers I talk to.

102

I’ve held on to my MOST vile conffesional yet. In fact, it’s so horrible, so scary, and so perverted that I cannot, no I must…but I cannot.

<Sob, whine, blubber> ::blows nose::

I don’t believe that Unca CeCe, the most intelligent man on earth, Exists.

There! I’ve said it! I got it out of my system. Fine. I hope you’re happy now!

::Goes looking for a nice length of rope and a chair::