Confessions of a whoremonger

I’m not gonna lie but I see nothing wrong with this relationship. Good for you!

What are you gonna do when she ODs?

Build a makeshift memorial in his pants.

Quoted for truth. Not to say it’s easy, if you’re starved for affection, to give up the one source you have for it; but look for healthier, safer ways to meet that need. At least if you continue to see this woman, don’t kid yourself about the nature of the “relationship,” and stay safe, both from STDs and from the violence or thievery that drug addicts are often prone to.

By the way, in the past we’ve had a thread Ask the guy who used to frequent hookers! (in addition to Ask the Icebear (aka guy who visits brothels) from polar bear, who has posted in this thread).

You forgot the best one of all.

This is the best one ever. How did I not see this? Gold star for you!

Personally, I’d have one on if I was talking with her on the phone. I’d text bareback, but I’m all about risk.

I feel like I need a condom on just reading this thread…

Even *69?!:eek:

Are you worried about the day when you don’t want her as your sex provider anymore, but she and her boyfriend still want you for your money and apartment?

Do you think she’s interested in you at all? What makes you think so (or not)?

You mentioned that you’re in love with her because you really like what she does. Do you ever reciprocate and give her pleasure as well?

Do the drugs bother you? Do you worry she is going to OD?

How does the boyfriend feel about you?

How did you even find a hooker? I wouldn’t know where to start. I would think that cruising for them downtown is too much of a risk of arrest.

If you love her, don’t you want her to stop doing drugs and engaging in a dangerous and self destructive profession?

Have you ever been in a romantic relationship with a woman that was not explicitly prostitution?

I would think the answer to this question is an emphatic NO. She wouldn’t have any use for him if she was sober.

Apparently one goes hiking in the forest. Technically, she’s not a hooker; she’s a wood nymph. A dryad, if memory serves.

Assuming all of this is true, the answer is obviously no because these people are all using each other. There’s no love here. Convenience and I suppose codependency, but nothing like love.

That was a fantastic read.

I don’t think the boyfriend cares. He stays at the home of one of her Johns and is probably watching tv while they are having sex in the bedroom.

You’re going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she’s got, uh, breastplate…

So you gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.

Don’t you have an alternative weekly nearby? You pick one up and turn to the back. Then it helps to check urban dictionary or similar to make sure you’re not getting the wrong kind of hooker!

How did you find this board, and why this board in particular, to ask this question, as to date, all of your posts are within this thread?

You do realize that’s because she spends hours a day practicing making men feel a connection with her so they will keep paying her money?