Confessions of a whoremonger

Ya know, we’ve always wondered why the phone company chose “69” for *69. Are they messing with us? Like if they made *420 to ring the nearest pizza shop.

(True Confession: when I encounter a radar sign while driving, I purposely attempt to make it read “69”.)

Bet he’s got a vial of naloxone in his sock drawer.

Dude, wake up. Stop giving her money, and see if she still wants to be around you. She has one and only one interest in you, and she puts it in her purse when she leaves. Get yourself checked for STDs, and if you don’t have any count your lucky stars and then start looking for a girl that will hang out with you for free.

No, do not use prophylactics. I go bareback with her for both sex and blowjobs. Not, gonna lie, I’ve got gonorrhea/chlamydia a few times.

I don’t really care. Love the sex and BJ’s too much

That is very true. She kisses me with tongue regularly.

Yes. We go bareback.

Be majorly devastated and cry.

Why would I be worried about not wanting something or someone anymore. If that day ever does come, I’m sure there are enough guys out there she could find.

:smack:

I don’t know about everyone else, but I find myself reassured by these declarations of truth-telling. Absent them, I might have been skeptical.
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I had an elementary school teacher who told us “When you say ‘to tell the truth,’ you’re saying ‘I usually lie.’”

You say you are a “security officer” so I’m assuming some street smarts even if you are (as you say) socially awkward. Why did you let her and her boyfriend stay over at your house? It would seem extraordinarily dangerous bordering on foolish to let two homeless junkies have access to your residence. If they get desperate enough they now know here they can get something to sell.

Why did you do this? How can you trust a junkie?

Exactly. Without those, I might find his story implausible.

Lurve?

OK, so you’re not lying. What are YOU getting out of this thread?

Anyone else feel like they need a shower?

I’m not gonna lie, that’s extra.

Regards,
Shodan

A silkwood…

Couldn’t really say for sure. I always tell her I love her. She tells me she loves me. She’s told me in the past she wants to leave the boyfriend. I think mainly when they’re fighting/not getting along. But, I think she loves him way too much to leave him. She says, though, if not for him, she would be with me. It could be just her way of making a stronger “connection” with me. You know saying things to get more money out of me. But, seriously, I’d like to think deep down she cares about me somewhat, in some way. I would like to think after the amount of times I’ve been with her, and how long I’ve been with her, there is some sort of genuine connection. I would hope she at least loves me as a friend. It’s hard not to catch feelings for someone you’ve been so intimate with, you know.

No, I don’t reciprocate or give her pleasure. I don’t think she even likes that. And when I pay her, it’s for my pleasure, not hers.

Of course the drugs bother me. I do worry she will OD. I always wish she could get clean.

I believe the boyfriend likes me, and appreciates all I do for them. We’re friendly, and get along for the most part. We hang out together.