Confessions of a whoremonger

[Ambivalid]

@joecool1983

Couldn’t really say for sure. I always tell her I love her. She tells me she loves me. She’s told me in the past she wants to leave the boyfriend. I think mainly when they’re fighting/not getting along. But, I think she loves him way too much to leave him. She says, though, if not for him, she would be with me. It could be just her way of making a stronger “connection” with me. You know saying things to get more money out of me. But, seriously, I’d like to think deep down she cares about me somewhat, in some way. I would like to think after the amount of times I’ve been with her, and how long I’ve been with her, there is some sort of genuine connection. I would hope she at least loves me as a friend. It’s hard not to catch feelings for someone you’ve been so intimate with, you know.

No, I don’t reciprocate or give her pleasure. I don’t think she even likes that. And when I pay her, it’s for my pleasure, not hers.

Of course the drugs bother me. I do worry she will OD. I always wish she could get clean.

I believe the boyfriend likes me, and appreciates all I do for them. We’re friendly, and get along for the most part. We hang out together.

There is so much wrong with this post I wouldn’t even know where to begin.

[Ambivalid]

@joecool1983

Yes. We go bareback.

So…A baby would certainly make everything ok, right?

@joecool1983

Be majorly devastated and cry.

Then move on to the next love-um, I mean hooker.

[YogSothoth]

How did you find her?

[Ambivalid]

@YogSosoth

How did you find her?

@joecool1983

Um, I guess you could call them reviews. I don’t know if anyone if familiar with the website http://www.usasexguide.info/

I’m pretty sure it was right here.

[Meatros]

@joecool1983

Yes. We go bareback.

WUT?

Aren’t you concerned about diseases? Also does she go bareback with the rest of her johns?

[msmith537]

[QUOTE=Ambivalid]

@joecool1983

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What are you gonna do when she ODs?

Be majorly devastated and cry.
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Then move on to the next love-um, I mean hooker.
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Also fetch a rug.

[Ambivalid]

@Meatros

Also does she go bareback with the rest of her johns?

Pffffht, of course not! Not with anyone else but him! They have a special bond and a unique relationship that only happens once in blue moon; such a connection needs no barriers.

[joecool1983]

@Ambivalid

Pffffht, of course not! Not with anyone else but him! They have a special bond and a unique relationship that only happens once in blue moon; such a connection needs no barriers.

You know what, I’m not completely stupid. I’m sure if she goes bareback with me, there are other guys she goes bareback with if the price is right.

[MeanOldLady]

Congratulations!

[Morbo]

@joecool1983

I’m sure if she goes bareback with me, there are other guys she goes bareback with if the price is right.

So barebacking is extra?

[thelurkinghorror]

@Ambivalid

So…A baby would certainly make everything ok, right?

I assume she’s on the pill. Because if there’s anyone you can trust to take medication at the same time every day, it’s a junkie! She’s probably been scraped enough times to make the entire NARAL board pro-life.

Aside: is it normal terminology for heterosexuals to use the term “bareback?” I don’t know if I’ve ever heard it in a non-gay or non-facetious way.

[Marley23]

@joecool1983

Couldn’t really say for sure. I always tell her I love her. She tells me she loves me. She’s told me in the past she wants to leave the boyfriend. I think mainly when they’re fighting/not getting along. But, I think she loves him way too much to leave him. She says, though, if not for him, she would be with me. It could be just her way of making a stronger “connection” with me. You know saying things to get more money out of me. But, seriously, I’d like to think deep down she cares about me somewhat, in some way.

When I read this, all I could think was “So you’re sayin’ there’s a chance!”

[kayaker]

When her looks go, will you report her?

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

@thelurkinghorror

Aside: is it normal terminology for heterosexuals to use the term “bareback?” I don’t know if I’ve ever heard it in a non-gay or non-facetious way.

My friends’ kids and my daughter’s friends use it occasionally, so I assume the answer is yes.

[Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge]

OP, do you have a death wish?

[DiosaBellissima]

@joecool1983

No, I don’t reciprocate or give her pleasure. I don’t think she even likes that.

Yeah, chicks hate orgasms. Good call, dude. I bet she just like, gets off because you’re getting off, ya know?

@MeanOldLady

Congratulations!

Girl, you are wrong!

@thelurkinghorror

Aside: is it normal terminology for heterosexuals to use the term “bareback?” I don’t know if I’ve ever heard it in a non-gay or non-facetious way.

Yeah, I’ve heard plenty of straight people use the term. Within my demographic, it’s not used as much as, say, “raw” but it is used.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker

How did you find this board, and why this board in particular, to ask this question, as to date, all of your posts are within this thread?

How did you find this board? Why this board in particular? All of your posts are on this board, why?

@DiosaBellissima

Yeah, chicks hate orgasms.

True dat.

[Lord_Ashtar]

@MeanOldLady

Congratulations!

More like this:

Bad news from doc ( You Have Aids song)

[Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge]

@DiosaBellissima

Yeah, chicks hate orgasms. Good call, dude. I bet she just like, gets off because you’re getting off, ya know?

She’s doing it for heroin/crack money, not pleasure.

[DiosaBellissima]

@Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge

She’s doing it for heroin/crack money, not pleasure.

Oh, I understand that point fully-- her involvement here is not at all pleasure. That said, our dear OP doesn’t get to hand wave away her pleasure because, oh, well, she doesn’t like that stuff anyway probably! Shenanigans. Ain’t nobody mad at an orgasm. It’s especially laughable when he’s sitting here professing his “love” for her, then trying to justify not pleasuring her— it just goes to show how utterly ridiculous this thread and the OP are.