Congratulations, Joe_Cool on being made a SDMB Mod

Er…my mistake. Apparently, you only believe you’re a moderator here. That can be the only explanation for your deigning to tell people what threads they can and can’t participate in and what they can and can’t say, even in a Pit thread.

I, of course, refer to the “For Christians a devotional” thread in GD & the “Unban Satan” thread in the Pit. At any rate, the real SDMB mods usually don’t admonish folks with as much cursing as you do.

{Suitable pause whilst I wait for the inevitable unchristian cursing of me and my character from Joe_notcoolatall*.}

*This is not to be taken as my thinking that’s his username, but rather as my opinion of the poster so described.

Gosh I actually thought they had made Joe_Cool a mod.

Given as they haven’t, just passing on by.

Monty: given that both those threads you reference are pretty huge, could you point to specific posts to explain what you’re talking about?

Instructions on how to link to specific posts are in the Technical Issues FAQ, courtesy of Arnold Winkelried.

RT: Hope this works!

Start with http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?s=&action=newreply&postid=2816984 for the “Unban Satan” thread and wend your way through a good number of those posts.

I’ll do the other thread when I get back. Thread keeps timing out.

Gosh, Monty, maybe my reading comprehension is getting weak, but I don’t see in that post where I told anyone they weren’t allowed to participate in anything.

In fact, I don’t recall ever telling anyone they weren’t allowed to participate in any thread at all.

Maybe you can explain it to me.

May I say something here?

For clarity’s sake, I’ll tell you exactly what I was saying in that post, sentence by sentence:

In response to audreyk telling me that she doesn’t see the point of my thread, because if he wanted to be unbanned, he should e-mail the moderators.

This clearly says that, not being moderators, neither of us knew whether he had had that discussion or not. And since the thread in question was not a discussion of whom a banned poster should contact to petition for reinstatement, but a request for the administration to reconsider a banning in which, IMO, sufficient time had passed for the poster to be considered a low risk, it really wasn’t relevant whether audreyk saw the point of my thread.

In response to Duck Duck Goose reiterating the thought that I shouldn’t have opened that thread - that I should have minded my own business since it’s between him and the administration.

But I’m all ears.

(seriously, I know you have a hard-on for me, but can’t you think up something REAL to complain about? I’m sure there are plenty of valid reasons to pit me…why you want to waste bandwidth on something as ridiculous as this is beyond me, but whatever makes you happy…)

I suppose that was section by section, not sentence by sentence. Sorry.

Geez people. I really don’t like Joe_Cool, but even I could see that if anyone was playing mod in that thread it was DDG for telling Joe he shouldn’t have opened the thread.

I smell a dead horse.

I really thought he’d been made a mod too for a few seconds.
Monty, you need to make your titles more nasty so they will be clearer.
:slight_smile:

HAH! HAHAHAHAHA!

I think Joe_Cool being made a moderator is about as likely as Monty and Joe_Cool sharing a glass of milk in a gesture of friendship.

<Puts on Burger King crown with “Burger King” crossed out and “Mod” written in crayon>

No.

<Removes homemade mod hat>

Yeah, everybody knows mod hats are made of folded newspaper! (I’ve seen Manhattan’s)

And thats not THAT unlikely is it?:wink:

Wait a freaking minute!

Where the hell are all the people jumping Monty for daring to call out another Doper in the Pit for something? I thought the happier, friendlier Pit inhabitants no longer approved of such actions.

Monty, you really should have e-mailed Joe_Cool about this. I am so disappointed. I’m certain more people will be along shortly to admonish you some more.

:rolleyes:

Jumping up & down on → ‘Monty’. :smiley:

Well, before I jump up and down on Monty, he’s going to have to buy me a beer and engage in some foreplay–I’m not THAT easy a lay! :smiley:

Where do I send my boxtops? I wanna be a Junior Mod. I hear they have these cool decoder rings and you get a personal letter from Ed Z. With you name in it and everything!

I’m sorry, Biggirl, but they don’t allow New Yorkers to be Junior Mods. They’re born full-fledged, with a swastika tattooed on their arm. And, you get your very own combination inflatable pig/chocolate safe after the first time you warn someone.