From the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws
(May 18)
**Gov. Keating Denies Foster’s Parole,
Frees Two Violent Offenders **
Oklahoma City, OK: Gov. Frank Keating (R) today freed two violent offenders who were serving respectively, a life sentence and a 50-year sentence, but for a second time,
denied parole for medical marijuana patient Will Foster, despite the state parole board’s unanimous recommendation to release him.
Foster, who was denied parole by the governor in January 1999, has served four years of a 20-year sentence for
cultivating marijuana in a 25 square foot underground shelter, which he grew to alleviate the pain of rheumatoid arthritis.
He was initially given a 93-year sentence, but that sentence was reduced by an appeals court that found the original sentence to be excessive.
Anyone want to post some details which might show us what the guy was thinking?
Don’t get me wrong - I’ll bet he’s an asshole. But I’d like to be unequivically sure…
Yer pal,
Satan
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
One month, one week, four days, 16 hours, 50 minutes and 13 seconds.
1668 cigarettes not smoked, saving $208.51.
Life saved: 5 days, 19 hours, 0 minutes.
Satan let me rest your mind on this fucker. A bigger asshole never existed. Here’s the reasons why:
Vetoed oklahoma state teacher raises twice. Currently they rank 36th in pay in the United States.
Asked by the press how he would deal with the OEA (Oklahoma teachers Ass.) in a speech at Oral Roberts University. He replied in a sarcastic manner and I quote:
“With a gun.”
Referred to the teachers of Oklahoma as “Slugs.” For that quote see The Daily Oklahoman May of last year.
Vetoed the license tag reform bill. Currently Oklahomans are paying 900 to 1000 dollars excise tax on new and used vehicles. The bill would have set limits to $85 to tag any car. Because of the high cost of tags some Oklahomans are cheating on farm tags and going across the border to Texas to purchase a tag for Appoximatly 35-85 bucks thus costing the state dollars and turning themselves into crooks.
Remarked in the Tulsa World that people in Southeastern Oklahoma were “too ignorant” to bring in new industry to their areas. He later denied…then apologized.
This motherfucker is bought and payed for by the big money people in Tulsa and OKC.
He is a goddamned sonofabitching loose fucking republican cannon with no regard whatsoever for the working man.
Please get down on your knees and thank the lord tonight that he is not the governor of your state.
Condolences to all Oklahoma citizens. Aha, kick his ass if you see the turd, k? I’ll hold, you kick. Oh, and if you want to chop off his family jewels, blenderize them and feed them back to him, you can. If I spot Mike Harris, will ya come help me do the same?
That’s why I expect Bush to win Texas by a landslide, between the votes of those who 1.)actually support him, and 2.)want to ship him to Washington to get him the hell out of Austin.
That’s how I feel about our senator, Mitch McConnell–sure, I find him completely repulsive, but at least he’s in Washington fighting campaign finance reform tooth and nail instead of screwing things up here.
No good answer to that one either…unless of course you aren’t married in that case subsitute girl friend…if no girl friend then substitute the word pud.
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Wait a sec…George W. Bush has been in Austin? When was this?
His only act so far as governor has been to campaign for the presidency.
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Oh he’s done more than that. He’s also asked his staff to investigate the capital punishment cases for him, tell him what they think. He’s also attended a few Aggie funerals. Other than that, I can’t think of anything I’ve seen him do.
Aha, I’m no longer beating my wife. Just in case you planned on asking.
One thing that was pointed out to me recently: It doesn’t matter where on the list teacher’s wages appear because there’s more factors to consider. So if Oklahoma teachers appear 36th on the pay list, does Oklahoma’s cost of living rank near 36 also?
Note: I believe you aha when you say the guy is a prick, I just want to make sure I have all facts before I make his voo doo doll.
The cost of milk here is the same as most places around us. Granted a house may sell for less( although not in a big city like Tulsa or OKC), but the everyday cost of living is no different than other surrounding states like Ark. Neb. and La. and Tex. If it costs more to live in Texas for instance…then Texas teacher salaries are pretty much comenserate with that.
And as to whether or not Frank is a prick? Let me think for a nano second…YES!
Holy cow, I insulted a music teacher from Oklahoma. Your job is thankless enough as it is aha, and I apoligize.
However, I now know that if I’m ever in Oklahoma and I’m about to get busted for getting high, I can just start beating my wife to draw attention away from my joint and I’ll get off easy.
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And as to whether or not Frank is a prick? Let me think for a nano second…YES!
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That’s all the proof I need. The doll has been made and used. Let me know if he starts complaining of headaches or bleeds from odd places.
Also let him know that if he wishes to remove the curse, he needs to sacrifice a chicken on my front and leave three gold doubloons in my mailbox. OR he could just give the teachers a 15% raise. Which ever one is easier for him.
“You know, our meaningless moral platitudes just aren’t getting through to these kids today, like they did when our parents told them to us. I know! Let’s re-package them as a glorified Choose Your Own Adventure book on CD-ROM, so we can show them that every single situation has a clear right and wrong course of action! We can show them how our ideals always work out for the best in our totally off-base perception of what high school is like! We can give it ‘the look and feel of a music style video with extreme camera angles, contemporay[sic] music and a young, dynamic cast’!”
If there remains any, please allow me to further clarify the situation.
This man has stated, publicly, that Creation Science should be taught in public school science classes. He also stated in the same interview (just to remove any lingering suspicion that he might possibly possess any modicum of reason), that Creation myths of religions other than Christian should only be taught as comparative religion, because they aren’t fact.
Any more questions?
He’s undoubtedly a PUTZ. At least.
