All of my spouses are otherwise entertained. I feel rather left out.
I’m entertaining only you, dear. Perhaps you didn’t notice because I’m not shaking my thang?
iampunha, sweetie, you don’t have to “shake your thang” to get my attention. 
::runs off to the search menu to find a hypergirl sig::
::having found sig, she now shamelessly rips it off for selfish purposes::
Oh, Wolfie, dear, “Oh, verb my noun, my adjective adjective noun. Your noun is adjective noun. I want to verb your noun adverb!!”
::wanders off to check her email::
:: e-mails un-censored post to Mauvaise’s account ::
:: checks the evening tech report ::
“Our top story tonight - @home’s e-mail server has caught fire and burned to the ground. A spicy e-mail is suspected as the cause. Film at 11.”
::weeps copiously:: #%#)( @home!
I think I need a copy too. It might give me some suggestions. Monster and Corvus can barely keep up over here. :: dives in jello-pit ::
hey, 660 more posts, and we can beat the other degenerate jello-pit thread
How you’d like to help out with those 660 posts Dyno, baby? I’ve got the ice cream toppings and hancuffs.
Kitty
You really know the way to a guy’s heart, don’t you, Kitty?
snuggles up close to Dyno then pours warm caramel on him, then covers that with whipped cream before adding a few cherries
Yummy
Kitty
SNIFF
I thought I was your plaything upon which you covered caramel and then licked it (me) off.
I’m so hurt. Oh, Arden? Arden? Where AAAARE you, Arden? FPK is finished with me.
:: sticks out of the movie room ::
What? What is this? I left you playing with our wife. But if you want to watch dirty movies with me…
Our wife is somewhere where I can’t get to her.
What say we make our own dirty movie? And I have a surprise for you;)
Woooo… I love surprises. Just let me set up the camera…
:: Scurries aruond and readjusts Wolfie’s cameras ::
Okay. All yours.
takes control of Wolf’s cameras with a devilish smile Make yer own porno, 25 cents, come one, come all, married or no, make your own porno, 25 cents!
Making sure you have enough money to enjoy Paris, huh?
I’ll have fun in Paris, money or no. wiggles eyebrows Groucho Marx-style Want me to tape you, Arden?
:: strikes a suggestive pose ::
Anything for you, babe. Though I’m still waiting for my surprise from that man of yours.