I’m yours too, A_R. And as I posted about the surprise this morning, I’ve of course forgotten it by now. However, I think I can work something out . . .
::leves the room and re-enters wearing a towel::
Have fun.
Grrooowwwllll!!
Shame on ya’ll for hijacking cute lil sapphy’s thread.
I condemn you all to padded 5’ by 7’ cells for 1 week with stale bread, tap water and Straightdope Books to keep you occupied! Bwahahaha!
Feh… I have 2 kids trapped inside by the weather. You’re sentence scares me not! 
Silo…doncha wanna join us?
Maybe you missed the fact that it wasn’t her thread?
A_R:
::lies down on his belly, allowing her to play with the towel and its contents::
:: proceeds to do unspeakable things to iampunha that overheat the video cameras ::
[“allowing”. Isn’t he cute ;)]
::sighs happily among other noises, wishing he could . . . well, that’s for private discussion;)::
[I didn’t want to make you do **anything**. Then I wouldn’t be a good virtual husband.]
finds another camera; keeps filming This is gonna make me some money…
Maybe you and all your virtual husbands and me and all my virtual wives should go for a trip to Paris?
Nope. I’m not sharing you with anyone in Paris.
And who can blame her?
rowl
ARDEN_RANGER!!!
I go away with Mauvaise for one lousy day, and just look at the way you carry on!!!
My, my, my. When the wolf’s away, oh how the mice will play.
And YOU, Mr. Iampunha!!!
How dare you do those things to my wife!!!
If you really want to get her all turned on, you have to do this:
:: leans over and whispers into Punha’s ear ::
OK, first you … … … … … … . … … … … … … . … … … …, right?
THEN, you take … … … … … … … … … . … … … …, got that?
Finally, grab her ankles and … … … … … … … … … … . … … … …
Got it?
OK, stallion, go strap yourself in. Trust me, she’s a wild ride.
You kids have fun. I’ll be in the hot tub gettin’ all lathery with Mauvaise.
<snip amusing ranting>
:: indignant huff ::
This is what happens when you forget you’re married to both of us. harumph
:: Looks at DW :: Your wife?! You mean our wife.
Hey, Arden, why don’t you join us in the hot tub, that is if you’re not too busy with punha.
If you really want to get her all turned on, you have to do this:
:: leans over and whispers into Punha’s ear ::
OK, first you … … … … … … . … … … … … … . … … … …, right?
THEN, you take … … … … … … … … … . … … … …, got that?
Finally, grab her ankles and … … … … … … … … … … . … … … …
Got it?
OK, stallion, go strap yourself in. Trust me, she’s a wild ride.
You kids have fun. I’ll be in the hot tub gettin’ all lathery with Mauvaise.
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*Originally posted by Mauvaise *
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:: huff ::
Well, if you’ll notice that DW has left the hot tub and is already cheating on all of us with those hussies in the Threadkiller. The rutting hound…
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*Originally posted by Mauvaise *
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:: huff ::
Well, if you’ll notice that DW has left the hot tub and is already cheating on all of us with those hussies in the Threadkiller. The rutting hound…
At least I’m sort kinda married to punha.
[[damn double posts… <grumble, mutter, snarl> didn’t hit stop fast enough>
You know, I think I’m going to take a trip to Paris alone, seeing as how all my spouses don’t like me anymore. I’ll be fine, don’t worry, I’ll find some helpless monsieur to bewitch and help me make MORE videos. I don’t need any of you!!!
If he wasn’t so damned <censored> I’d suggested having him fixed