:: After having successfully completed a night course in sensual massage (taught my the Master himself - thinksnow), DW lays Arden down and straddles her, giving her a massage that makes her damn near pass out from shear bliss. Meanwhile, Mauvaise… ::
[sup]Hey Kids! Keep those cards and letters coming! We welcome your suggestions![/sup]
::Meanwhile Mauvaise feeds Arden chocolate covered strawberries while reading aloud from a selection of erotica.::
meanwhile, Nocturne finds a bass guitar and starts playing 70’s-style-funkadelic-porno-music
:: DW tries to keep himself from cracking up at Nocturne’s comment, so he just shucks and jives to the music ::
grooves to DW’s groovin’ Hey sweets, why don’t we groove on over to the bed and get our groove on?
Surprise!
DW, you have learned well. I see Arden has assumed the “puddle” state, which, of course, follows a good massage. Can I be of any assistance?
:: makes feeble attempt at lifting head ::
:: Gives up and just waves her fingers ::
::purrrr::
::wanders in and looks for someone to play with::
:: looks in on Punha sitting all by himself ::
Punha, would you like to play with me?
:: Sprays Whipped Cream on him ::
Just to remind you, the jello pit is open. 
[sub]though weekend rates apply[/sub]
thinksnow, this Jello Pit gets me so geeked up that you’re starting to look good, you stud.
:: DW smacks himself in the head ::
Brrrrrr! I’d better hop back on Arden and finish that massage, and after that, I think Mauvaise could use a little tension-bustin’. You have taught me well, oh Master Snow.
[sup]um, is this the part where I try to snatch the pebble from your hand?[/sup]
That sounds like a plan, my dear Angel.
::sprays a bit on her and starts to slowly lick it off with his eyes closed::
Just make sure that really is a pebble he’s got in his hand
Mauvaise, you being a redhead and all, and the only woman near this thread, want to go see what that is over there?
Yeah, Mauv, my eyes ain’t what they used to be. Would you go check for me? 
OOOhhh, DW, may I? What a generous husband you are.
:: leers at thinksnow :: Lemme see that “pebble”
Geez…where’s Arden Ranger when you need her.
She hasn’t posted since this morning.
Mauvaise . . . ?
Yes, dear?
::brings in jello pit::
Want to see how squishy the jello is?