[shocked voice] But I’m a married woman! [/shocked voice]
[sub] Can Nocturne join us? [/sub]
Hell yeah! Nocturne’s coming in! ker-sploitch
Jello makes an interesting sound when one does a can-opener into it.
Um, Nocturne? You’re naked. That ker-sploitch sound is caused by the Jello going up…
nevermind.
Gee-golly…and I thought I had a dirty mind…
Well DW…wanna lick it clean for me? 
You should get so lucky, Nocturne!!!
I’ll tell ya what, Nocturne. I’d just love to oblige you, but I’d hate to not get it exactly perfect, either. Since you’re the Official Jello Pit Temptress, I feel that I should at least practice first.
Mauvaise, my lovely? Can you help me out for a sec? Since you’re already properly attired (or dis-attired, as the case may be), would you mind jumping in and doing a can-opener, then coming over here when you’re done???
Thanks.
DW, from what I’ve…well, let’s just say you don’t need any practice! But far be it from me to turn down a chance for you to work your skill.
:: Beckons to DW ::
Yes! What a great title!
exercises her title while DW practices
On your knees, peons! And after you’re done, I’ll get on mine for ya!
I won’t tell if you won’t.
Nocturne may feel free to join us if such is her desire. I’m not making her do anything;)
iampunha Maybe not, but I can make YOU do things.
So DW, Mauvaise, you two done yet?
I’m sorry, Nocturne. Did you say something? I couldn’t hear you with these, um, earmuffs.
Earmuffs…BWAHAHAHA.
Do tell!
::Pulls up a comfy futon::
DW, didn’t your mother ever teach you not to speak with your mouth full?
wha waa uu fahkigth abokk?
mmmfffhh ahm ahm ahma mmmfffrrbbbb ahm ahma ahma
p-tooey
mmmfffhh ahm ahmph rrrmph mmm mmmmm brbrbrbrbrbbbah
:: strokes back of DW’s head :: Good, Wolfie.
OHGOD!
OHGODOGODOGODGODOGD!!! YEEEES!
Ah, geez, Mauvaise, what’re doing to the poor kid?
And how come I’m not getting a turn?
That doesn’t sound like someone who’s enjoying herself.