Mmmkay, so last night I was over at a friend’s house and got fairly drunk. He had, uh, taken a lot of money from me at poker, and I wasn’t real happy. I left to walk home. As I walked right past his car, I noticed a major swelling in my bladder.
I think we all know what happened next.
Unfortunately my aim was much better than my poker game, and I thoroughly nailed the car door handle. My question is, how noticeable do you think the dried urine would be eight hours later? I feel rather like a royal shit, and I’m seriously hoping that it didn’t leave a sticky mess, and that he wont put two and two together to get my drunk ass peeing on his car. It rained this afternoon, so I think anything left is gone now.
Anyone have any idea/ direct experience in this area?