Meanwhile, in a distant part of the country, a small rock is knocked off a ledge and falls quietly down the hill.
With only the slightest of screams, the small rock hits a slightly larger rock, with groans as it slips down the hill, hitting a much larger rock, which bellows as it careens down a cliff, smashing Wile E. Coyote beneath it. The much larger rock burps, emitting a powerfully toxic gas into the atmosphere, causing the Bozone layer to decay, which, in turn, produces a rain of clowns all over the planet…
And somewhere, in the distance, a dog barks…
…out the theme song to The Facts of Life and then…
The dog mysteriously raises his back leg to take a piss.
Sadly, he was right next to an electric fence. This barbequed the dog immediately, creating the unique aroma of burned hair and …
what should appear on the horizon, but a suspicious-looking man, holding a straw that’s seen hard use in the service of . . .
a nice thick chocolate milkshake. After all, straws were created to worship at the altar of the grandest of drinks…
…but that was the last thing on the man’s mind. On the horizon behind him could be seen a very ill-looking Rod Stewart, a pissed-off llama, and a woman with very sharp nipples waving a gigantic dildo. Everyone was running in front of a gigantic rockslide that seemed to appear out of nowhere.
The man with the straw (call him Ed) ran up to the barbecued dog by the elctric fence and stopped.
“Umm, lunch!” he said, and sat dow to enjoy his repast, ignoratn of the danger from the rockslide.
Somewhere in China, a flower wilts…
But the milkshake tasted sour. It had been poisoned by…
Clive Anderson, from “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”. Of course, he had intended the poison to be taken by Drew Carey, who was currently out of country, studying a wilted flower in China. Unbeknownst to him…
The dog wasn’t dead, only mostly dead.
“Hey!” he exclaimed. “Be carefull with that thing!”
…Clive Anderson was the flower. Thanks to the marvels of genetic cloning scientists had found a way to convert the cells of a dead hamster into a Clive Anderson look alike. The only draw back was that someone had let some pollen fall into the petri-dish.
But Drew was not worried, he knew he loved Clive and would…
…bring his favorite straw to share their beloved intimate moments, punctuated with a passion rare in another man.
“What kind of milkshake will it be this time, Drew?” Clive asks. Smiling coyly, Drew replies…
…with a ghastly exhibition of flatulence. They both giggle like school girls and jump into…
…a giant vat of…
Hot quivering wombat flesh. mmmm refresing. They then exited the vat and…
…a camper.It is shaking ferociously.God knows whats going on inside.Phew…This will take time.
Then our very own Jebus meets the woman with sharp nipples and cuts himself after which he starts a thread on straightdope titled i don’t like small nipples.This brings about a revolution in…
Check the SDMB, where they are getting flamed in the Pit by techchick68. She says…
…Jumped into a camper.It is shaking ferociously.God knows whats going on inside.Phew…This will take time.
Then our very own Jebus meets the woman with sharp nipples and cuts himself after which he starts a thread on straightdope titled i don’t like small nipples.This brings about a revolution in…
“what the hell are you guys doing? Get back to the story!” And with that she lunges…