at Zeeshan, covinced that he is Jebus in disguise…
I hate guys who hate small tits so there is an onslaught of breast infested posts after which the guy with the straw decides that everyone is so busy that he has to amuse himself with the straw.First he…(censored).Then he…(censored).This makes him glad but totally spoils the straw.This makes the guy wanna kill himself so he decides to take a piss by the electric fence…There he sees the dog and starts getting lewd thoughts so he decides to make out with the dog.He approaches the dog from behind…
Then Zeeshan takes of the mask and it really is Jebus.No he takes off another mask and its really…The hamster turned llama…
The dead hamster turned llama disguised as Jebus disguised as Zeeshan is approaching the dog from behind…
…when out of nowhere comes a disembodied, flaming…
Dildo!
This dildo isn’t just any dildo,but a mgic dildo that was once used by the wicked witch of the east.
…who (and you may not know this) was also known as the “South Sea Bubble,” a moniker she earned while…
sponge diving in Guatelama.
…a diversion often enjoyed by…
The FBI who also…
Queen Elizabeth…
…who was in the midst of knighting someone when she got distracted and accidentally knocked the guy out with her…
oversize purse full of hamsters.
Moderator’s Notes: Small hijack for a quick administrative note. There’s been, in my opinion, a bit of speculation that Zeeshan is, in fact, our jayburner/Jebus asshole. This is not true. I’ve checked IP’s and they are from very distant geographic locations. I’m also in posession of a private communication from Zeeshan which convinces me he’s not Jebus. Thanks for listening. Now back to your regulaerly scheduled, ummm … whatever the hell is going on in here. Drug trip?
These hamsters are relatives of the dead hamster disguised as a llama who was approaching the dog from behind…They try to do the same but this time the dog is ready for them and takes out his…
death ray.
The dog flipped open his communicator.
“Scotty! For G-d’s sake, beam me up! The place is crawling with rodents!”
Scotti replies in his scotish accent, “Sooory capin… I can do no such thin! You’ve humped my leg for the last time mongrel!”
“Its best just to let him finish they always told me.”
“Well now you can finish dying!” With that he ended communication and the mongrel…
It looked like Rover’s last stand.
The dog checked his phaser and put his back to the wall as the approaching hamsters…