…were suddenly sidetracked by Richard Gere picking up a bar of soap and yelling “THIS WAY HAMSTERS!!”
“Wow”, thought Rover, “Who would think Richard Gere was so nice to bathe those filthy little hamsters! What a guy!” Hadn’t he read a thread about hamsters on the SD?
He quickly ran home, vowing never again to venture out into the Big City.
and at that very time in a place far far away,the handsome prince married the beautiful princess.And they lived happily ever after.(someones gotta find a way to end this thread)
…until…
The Prince discovered that the Princess called Dr. Laura daily, talking about…
royal heinies, which nobody could stand. so the porky prince decided to do away with all things sexual, and declared himself the bandit of the world. his mission was to…
die.
Slowly.
But the Prince could not help but ponder the Princess calling Dr. Laura so frequently…was she a good Jew?
So he listened in on the other line, and discovered to his horror that…
that was she not only a jew she was from the long lost tribe or judah who was helping president clinton at the peace talks…
Ten thousand granny bikers from Cancun, Mexico. They often went down…
…in flames - kinda like this thread has at this point, yet like us Doeprs, she insists on beating a dead…
Yer pal,
Satan
[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Three months, three weeks, five days, 13 hours, 4 minutes and 6 seconds.
4701 cigarettes not smoked, saving $587.72.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 2 days, 7 hours, 45 minutes.[/sub]
"Satan is not an unattractive person."-Drain Bead
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endoresement, honey!*[/sub]
rat for being naughty.
meanwhile…there is a strange book resting in a lonely corner of a large public library.A guy wearing a black eyepatch,sporting a parrot on his shoulder walks into the library and…
is kindly told to either leave the bird outside, the man claims that its his seeing eye-parrot the first in thie country, he claims to have proof of this and while rummaging around in his wallet for said proof he…
drops a viscious looking hamster.
That scutters out of the door.Then the man takes out a gold coin and asks the librarian for permission to look around.The librarian obliges.After searching for an hour the pirate captain finds the mystical book after which…
he goes into a Krispy Kreme store and orders six
dozen doughnuts and a chocolate milkshake. After
eating everything, he…
…starts to get a stomach ache and decides to…
…die.
Yer pal,
Satan
[sub]I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Three months, three weeks, five days, 18 hours, 23 minutes and 53 seconds.
4710 cigarettes not smoked, saving $588.83.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 2 days, 8 hours, 30 minutes.[/sub]
"Satan is not an unattractive person."-Drain Bead
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endoresement, honey!*[/sub]
Reading his horoscope in the Enquirer, he decides it isn’t a great day to die, but rather to…