Convince me to give you the power to teleport?

[armedmonkey]

I’d use it to sneak up behind Rick Perry during a nationally televised debate and give him a wedgie.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@A Monkey With a Gun

I’d use it to sneak up behind Rick Perry during a nationally televised debate and give him a wedgie.

Isn’t he doing that to himself?

[armedmonkey]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Isn’t he doing that to himself?

Good point, but I’ll give all of them wedgies. Romney? wedgie. Bachman? wedgie. Cain? pizza wedgie. Santorum? Well, I guess not Santorum. His underwear is probably soaked with some frothy crap and I don’t want get any santorum on my hands.