I’m giving away my fortune cookie advice. And you don’t even have to add, “in bed”.
The fortune reads
Aside from the tantalizing incomplete sentence, being in another person’s control doesn’t sound so great to me. But then I remembered the Dope and its varied, nay rainbow, unusual interests and kinks. Specifically, I thought of Freakalette and Robin Goodfellow, and I’m sure there are many others like them who would love to be ordered around.
So, I’m giving my fortune away. First come, first served. In addition to being in another’s control, your lucky numbers are 2, 23, 40, 12, 27, and 42, and the Chinese word for “beef” is niù róu, however you’re supposed to pronounce that. Post now and I’ll throw in “You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to.”, which is funny when you add “…in bed”.