Okay, maybe it’s not something I must share, but when did that ever stop anybody?
So after a long evening at work, I stop off to get some dinner - carryout chinese. I also stopped off for a six pack and figured I’d have a nice quiet Saturday night munching my almond chicken, getting a little tipsy, and browsing the boards.
I finished my chicken and went to grab a beer when I remembered that I hadn’t opened my fortune cookie.
What does it say?
Accept the next proposition I hear?! What’s it going to be? I could add the standard “in bed” to the end of the fortune, but. . . let’s face it - the only person ever in bed with me IS me, so that kinda puts a damper on THAT.
So what’s it going to be? I’m going to be propositioned? I hope it’s tomorrow, I have all day off and might get bored.
(And don’t use those numbers, I think I’m gonna play the lottery.)