I have some fortunes I’ve collected recently (I work across the street from a Chinese restaurant and have lunch there occasionally), and it always seems to me that there is supposed to be another sentence at the end of the fortune that is just not printed. To illustrate, please see the following (Printed fortune in bold, my own addition in plain):
Success and happiness will come your way. And then it will pass right on by.
See? Here’s another:
You are compassionate and fun-loving. Wanna screw?
Now here’s one for you to complete (if you wish):
You are contemplative and analytical by nature.
Feel free to add others or to offer alternate endings to existing submissions.