The idea is to make a wish, any wish, and the person replying grants the wish but corrupts the outcome of the wish. After corrupting the wish of the person before you, you place your own wish and on an on…
Example… " I wish I was wiser"
Respondent: Wish granted, however, with the instant added wisdom comes an instant 30 years of aging.
Okay, I will go first.
I wish I had a billion dollars.
(Please include the wish you are responding to. Also please try to preview or at least to see if that post has been answered.)
You’re now dictator of Earth – by Roman custom. You get six months to fix up whatever mess caused the people to put you in power, then you get unceremoniously booted out, with no protection. Lots of people dislike what you did and are now gunning for you.
Alright, your dad is now a total and complete fitness freak, and any and every conversation you have with him from now on revolves around exercise routines, protein milkshakes, endless monologues about his last triathalon, and the state of his bowels.
The new President looks around and decides, to show a break from the politicized Justice Department of the Bush years, to make you an example of impartial justice. A team of FBI agents combs through every detail of your past, and you’re prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for every misdeed you have ever committed.
I want to have a week of mind-blowing passion at a vacation resort with the actress whom I consider the most beautiful woman in the world.
Congratulations! Now you know for sure that you were an accident and your birth ruined both your parent’s lives and prospects–and they kinda hate you for it. Also, your spouse is fucking your best friend(s.)
I wish every person on earth would become strongly empathic, such that any pain a person causes another is felt equally by the causer as the causee.
POOF! You’re 15 again, but with no memories of the life that you had previously lived, so you make exactly all of the same mistakes all over again.
I wish that whatever my enemies did to me that they would suffer threefold.